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AQUA NEW MOON WISDOM ...in Aquarius we like to process our feelings with sophisticated intellectual analysis...read more
MARS FINALLY gets a MOVE ON! We all feel a rush of renewed energy, physical vitality, personal confidence, determination to thrive and sexy libido turning us on. So just for fun, here is an inspiring little riff; where you suddenly feel positive momentum for your sign...read more
CANCER FULL MOON MYSTIQUE ...creating our own reality, with the quality of our conscious intentions; which must necessarily be aligned with real, courageous emotional truth. We can play with manifesting magic...read more
NEW YEAR HOROSCOPES, 2023 is CALLING ...We can clearly see the dawn of wild & wonderful new chapter calling us forward...read more
CAPRICORN NEW MOON CLARITY ...we are so switched on to our sparkling goals and honest desires...as we enjoy the festive season and set perfectly aligned intentions for the New Year...read more
GEMINI FULL MOON, FUN & GAMES ...We get to play with our own emotional duality, for maximum self awareness and embrace the multi-faceted aspects of our situation...read more
DECEMBER TEASES our DESIRES ...and the horoscopes are up. Let's keep a sharp eye on a lovely new chapter, unfolding in it's own sweet time...read more
SAG NEW MOON DREAMING ...a burning desire for personal freedom...with near-shamanic clarity about our higher purpose in the world...read more
TAURUS TOTAL LUNAR ECLIPSE ...we know what we want, and how to get it if immediate gratification genuinely fulfils us..or if it's time to clean up our act...read more
NOVEMBER ROAD MAP ...could be frustrating, if we are in full impatient/short attention span mode. But ideally we relish the chance to recharge our batteries...read more
SWEET SCORPIO ECLIPSE ...Let's embrace a rebirth, within ourselves, our most cherished relationships and intentional creativity. We really can do it so well right now...read more
ARIES LOVE FULL MOON ...you know what, the real medicine here is relationship & human connection, including self care...read more
DIVING into OCTOBER LIKE.. ...the scopes are up, to guide us through a strange, inspiring yet frustrating transitional month, read more
SWEET LIBRA NEW MOON ...supremely emotionally intelligent in romantic dynamics. And beautiful creative inspiration, for our artistic and business ventures...read more
PISCES FULL MOON BLISS ...we hanker for an inneffable, oceanic, rapturous union with the divine -which is kind of tricky to pin down to a particular point of satisfaction...read more
SWEET SEPTEMBER HOROSCOPES ...Ideally we feel liberated to explore a kaleidoscopic range of interests, for the sheer delight of finding new aspects of life to be fascinated with...read more
VIRGO POWER NEW MOON Dynamic, raw energy is released every time we choose wisely where to focus our attention. This is such an energising, Power Moon to thrive, the more we are discerning about self care & intelligent intentions...read more
AQUA FULL MOON to WAKE US UP ...courage to grab our self determination and healthy, mutually empowered connection with the people we love/move away from unhealthy relationships and get the fuq on with it...read more
DESTINY in ACTION ...if we can only embrace our full potential with our best, courageous attitude...read more
AUGUST HOROSCOPES... powerful magic to manifest our desires-but it aint the usual old addictions/comfortable pleasures we are dealing with...read more
POWER LION MOON ...so are we radiant with wonderful charisma & loving relationships or what?? Happy Leo New Moon folks, let's live like we mean it...read more
CAPRICORN POWER MOON ...Happy Full Moon folks, let's be sexy, loving, empowered magical beings as much as possible...read more
JULY JOY VIBES ...we take our time to get it right and actually enjoy the process...read more
LUCKY CANCER NEW MOON ...Moon ruled Cancer tends to host the most magically intuitive, emotionally intelligent New Moon of all...read more
SAG FULL MOON MAGIC ... it's an irrepressible desire to be free! We are restless as fuq, crave personal space and massively impatient with anyone trying to break our stride...read more
JUNE JU JU ...gosh it's a powerful lust for life this month; the more we can be emotionally intelligent about where we focus our vitality...read more
GEMINI NEW MOON CLARITY ...our feelings & thoughts are kaleidoscopic, swirling around with so many points of attention to choose from...read more
MARS/NEPTUNE MAGIC ...read more for a little mood board, to feel the vibe...
TOTAL SCORPIO ECLIPSE is ON ...Scorpio Full Moons are notorious for volcanic emotional intensity at the best of times; and this one is next level...read more
GET IN THE CAR, MAY is HERE and WE'VE GOT WEIRD SHIT TO DO...a whole year ahead of taking charge of our own Destiny...read more
WILD TAURUS ECLIPSE ...this one is a cracker, if we can handle the transformative power & keep it real...read more
SHINY LIBRA FULL MOON ...When all we want to do is stay healthy, wealthy & wise, look after our nearest & dearest & have a nice lifestyle right?...
APRIL ACTION is ON ...So April is here, the scopes are up, and it's time to be passionate about life...
ARIES NEW MOON MAGIC ...Such a spunky, magical manifesting energy to begin the month...read more
VIRGOTOPIA ...keeps us healthy, wealthy & wise because we choose good habits every day right? read more...
UNCONDITIONAL LOVE MATTERS ...So important, to remind us that we really are all in this together...read more
MAGIC MOON ...coming at us just when we need some lovely inspo, to keep our spirits up...
MARCH CONNECTION HOROSCOPES Happy March folks, let's embrace unconditional love & hold the line on the things that matter, as much as possible x
RADIANT LEO NEW MOON ... we are ideally bursting with personal confidence and generous love...read more
VALENTINES DAY DEVOTION ... it suggests deep, enduring devotion, long term commitment, practical compatibility and doing the emotional work to get along...read more
AQUA-CLARITY NEW MOON ... is wild, wonderful & challenging, to keep our shizz together even when our world is being rocked...read more
VENUS RISING ...so worth it to be lean, mean, integral & intentional in such a sexy way...read more
FEBRUARY, MATING SEASON HOROSCOPES ...with Venus & Mars conjunct in Capricorn, for power coupling & sharp romantic action that lasts for ages...read more
MARS & VENUS CAPRICORNIA ...Time to become clear about what powerful creatrixes we can be, if we take responsibility for what we want...read more
MATING SEASON MAGIC ...Things are about to get real hot & promising, so lets keep our hearts wide open, little lovers...read more
LOONY FULL MOON ...Even the smallest thing can bring up every bitchy reaction we've been trying to control lately. And more likely to reveal the bigger issues, that need to addressed...read more
CAPRICORN NEW MOON MYSTIQUE ...square sparky Uranus, like a lightning bolt illuminating our true feelings & authentic intentions -there's no dodging clear perspective right now...read more
HAPPY NEW YEAR HOROSCOPES Well hello 2022 ...looking forward to positive new energy, to slay the nonsense of the last few years, wake the fuq up and move on already! And the January scopes are up, to get our groove on...read more
GEMINI PARTY MOON ...And ok if we are going to lush out, might as well be during Festive season...I mean we need some joy after the headfuq of the last 18 months right? ...read more
MATING SEASON MUCH? ...So yeah, we might want to pay attention to the hot attractions and deeper connection with our lover/partner turning us on right now...read more for our romance mood board this month...
TOTAL SAG ECLIPSE is WILD AT HEART ... a rare chance to embrace our truth with RADICAL authenticity...read more
DECEMBER -TIME to SPREAD OUR WINGS ...to energise our rebellious, expansive determination to fly free, unfettered by bourgeois expectations or ridiculous restrictions...read more
SEXY TAURUS FULL MOON ...in Taurus we have real physical & emotional appetites, and ready for satisfaction. We want what we want, the better to satiate our most pressing desires...read more
MOON of CLEAR VISION ...Could be crazy challenging to align with radical change energy, but also a relief to cut the crap & permission to be radically authentic...read more
NOVEMBER has ATTITUDE ...with a libidinous, limbic, raw lust for life throbbing away in the background...read more
FIREBALL ARIES FULL MOON Aries Full Moon coming at us fast & furious, ready or not...Especially with such compression in the world right now, many of us are pretty volatile...read more
JUPITER DIRECT ADVENTURES-LETS GO! ... a fresh rush of exuberant vitality to embrace our full, fabulous potential, the courage to embark on the next big adventure in our lives and the positive attitude to have fun as we go-just because it feels good to be alive...read more
CLASSY SATURN DIRECT ...Personal discipline, to work at the solid material/career/biz/financial goals that align with our real principles is gold right now...read more
PLUTO REVEALS our TRUTH ...Pluto direct is such fuqing fabulous, fierce vitality for positive personal transformation, live like we mean it and thrive right now...read more
OCTOBER GETS a MOVE ON-HALLELUJAH! ...October is here and the scopes are up, as the tide turns to better times...read more
WHEN CHICKS get their BITCH ON ...watch out, she's still brooding on the last stupid thing you said & aint letting it go, lol...read more
PISCES FULL MOON WITCHERY Full Moon in Pisces coming up... and it's spooky... with Pisces cosmic ruler Neptune involved, there is magic afoot...read more
VIRGO NEW MOON HOPE ...New Moons are especially sweet with the clean, clear energy of Virgo. We keep our emotions under control in a good way, as in we focus our desires with specific, crystal clear intentions and the clean lifestyle/daily choices to follow through...read more
MARS/NEPTUNE MAGIC ...We are visionary dreamers, with the exacting attention to detail to finesse & manifest our dreams with beautiful, powerful manifesting magic...read more
SEPTEMBER-the DARK BEFORE the DAWN? ...so many scenarios in our lives stalled or moving in maddening slow motion...but what if this regressive state of affairs is only temporary, and the dark before the dawn of fresh, forward momentum...read more
AQUA FULL MOON FREEDOM ...So what does freedom look like?...Is it our soul journey revealing itself, always connected to divine purpose on a higher level, no matter what is going on around us?...read more
PUSSY CAT NEW MOON ...Hopefully we have been brave, brilliant, full of bravado to shine our light and emotionally generous with our loved ones...read more
AUGUST HOROSCOPES for WEIRD TIMES ... we progress by embracing an innovative, open minded approach to the unexpected...
AQUA FULL MOON WEIRDO VIBES ...We may be navigating strange new developments in our life with a curious attitude, about how to maximise wonderful new opportunities...read more
COSMIC CANCER NEW MOON ...The Moon loves being in Cancer, her home turf where she is most luminous. We are so in touch with our genuine feelings...read more
JULY BALANCING ACT ...the real magic here is holding stasis, and patience in our delayed endeavours with grace & equanimity...read more
GOAT MOON ...in Capricorn there is always some kind of emotional discipline going on, to keep it together. Our tendency is a stoic, responsible stance...read more
GEMINI DREAMING ...a Solar Eclipse bang on Gemini ruler Mercury, just in storm phase turning retrograde, so quite the Gemini extravaganza...
JUNE JUJU HOROSCOPES June begins with expansive Jupiter fresh in magical Pisces, to dream up wonderful, extravagant new momentum in our lives... and ends with Jupiter retro...are we gonna get on with it...read more
SAGGO MAGIC ECLIPSE ...it's a restless, hungry desire for freedom that drives us forward... read more
VENUS in GEMINI DATING ...Look I'm not gonna lie I'm complicated, so trying to define my many romantic moods in one dating profile is tricky -but here goes... read more
TAURUS NEW MOON is ON ...It's all about good old fashioned self care to feel comfortable in our skin & enjoy the simple pleasures of being alive...read more
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MAGICAL MAY is ON So May is here, the scopes are up... and Taurus season is about comfort & indulgent physical appetites...but this one has more mystical dimensions...read more
SPUNKY SCORPIO SUPERMOON Because Scorpy emotions run deep, intense & are accompanied by consuming appetites...read more
VENUS in TAURUS DATING ...Look I'm not gonna lie, its all about food & sex...read more
RAMM, THANK YOU MAAM NEW MOON ...the time is right to power forward with the courage of our convictions...read more
VENUS in ARIES DATING ... I am so turned on by someone who is actually my equal. I get excited by the frisson with someone just as spunky who appreciates my passionate vibe, with blazing mutual chemistry & able to stand up to me...read more
APRIL VIBES ..and the horoscopes are up...
LOVELY LIBRA FULL MOON ...Because this Moon is all about harmonious mutual understanding, to get the interpersonal balance right..read more
DIVINE PISCES NEW MOON ...It's rapturous. cosmic & romantic in every sense, but it does pay to keep it high frequency, because the energy can also wonk out if we're not careful...read more
VENUS in PISCES DATING ...My emotional needs run deep, and ok kind of complex. I would like the be the mermaid enchanting you with my divine, intoxicating wiles -are you the brave sailor who can dive into my delicious mystery & explore something wild, weird & wonderful together? ...read more
the IDES of MARCH ...March is magical Pisces season, where we love to dream up new possibilities for ourselves -some more practical than others lol...read more..
SWEET VIRGO FULL MOON our delicate emotional sensibilities are a bit frazzled today; as we try to remain all Virgo virtuous under the weight of various expectations-we really just want to howl at the Moon...read more
AQUA NEW MOON INCANDESCENCE ...we get brilliant flashes of insight & sharp emotional honesty that cuts through any muddy, confusing moods...read more
VENUS in AQUARIUS DATING. ...I'm after a fascinating friend, where we can turn each other on with a meeting of minds & do cool stuff together, whilst we relish the exquisite romantic tension of maybe/maybe not hooking up...read more
FEBRUARY WILD RIDE ... it really is like some wild road trip, where we thought we had a perfectly normal destination in mind but suddenly the chauffeur is some tripped out rabbit & the road rules keep changing...read more
LION MOON GLORY ... a really healthy, authentic sense of how to thrive in the world together...and on our own, gloriously uncompromising terms...read more
VENUS in CAPRICORN DATING A power couple to take on the world & enjoy the finer things in life together, hopefully in luxurious surrounds ...read more
GOAT NEW MOON on FIRE And its plutonian & transformative as fuq! How appropriate for the first New Moon of what looks like a radical 2021!...read more
VENUS in SAGITTARIUS DATING ...seeking a wild child, free thinking partner in crime to embrace an exciting, adventurous, meaningful life together...read more
2021 HERE WE COME January horoscopes here to get us started...read more
CRAB MOON RISING ...and my goodness after the wild ride we've had this year, we've got a helluva lot of churned up emotions to process... read more
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TOTAL WILD-CHILD ECLIPSE .. it's all about embracing our wildest instincts & rebellious lust for life...read more
DECEMBER 2020 -WE MADE IT! ...So how are we all going folks, at this stage of the journey?..read more
SPARKLY GEMINI ECLIPSE ...we are really embracing our full emotional complexity right now... read more
VENUS in SCORPIO DATING ...Because I don't just want your body -what I really want is your soul! I require rapturous, exhilarating passion & burning desire. I want love letters written in purple ink under a full moon, drenched in the tears of your yearning...read more
MARS RISING ...raging, positive lust for life, dynamic energy levels, sexy libido in our love lives & spunky confidence on our own, individual terms... read more
SCORPIO NEW MOON -PHOENIX TIME! ...we kind of have no choice but to thrive with gutsy determination right now...read more
MATING SEASON MUCH? ...for the sexy, dynamic chemistry to spark up our attractions/love affairs/partnership passion & what we want to do about it...read more
MERCURY on the MOVE ...so there's not much wriggle room avoiding key conversations or walking our talk in the world...read more
BULL FULL MOON ...with Full Moons revealing the feelings that have been lurking around with vivid clarity-this one could be quite the eye-opener...read more
VENUS in LIBRA DATING What I require is romantic thrills! Seeking a smooth, stylish lover who can whisper sweet nothings in my ear...read more
NOVEMBER is KIND of GAME CHANGING ...with the sheer, positive enthusiasm to rise up singing with a new lease of life...read more
LIBRA NEW MOON ...a fresh perspective on how to balance our various feelings into some kind harmonious smooth, functional equanimity...read more.
VENUS in VIRGO DATING ...Classy, discerning lady seeking quality time with someone capable of meeting my perfectionist standards...read more
ARIES FULL MOON is ON we are brazen as fuq, emotionally robust & ready to tackle whatever is coming at us but...read more
PASSIONATE MOMENTS MATTER ...Let's be brave lovers right now...read more
October is here to bring us into the home strait of 2020, and we want to hold onto our hats & stay on point as the year rolls on...read more
VIRGO moon VIRTUE Virgo New Moon is all inspired to clean up our act with fresh new intentions, and ready to do the work to manifest accordingly...read more
LOVE in INTERESTING TIMES Lets really care about one another-even under whatever pressure we are dealing with huh? I know it's cliche, but love really is the only answer right now X ...read more
VENUS in LEO DATING ...Seeking someone just as hot blooded to share incandescent high passion and mutual admiration..read more
COSMIC PISCES FULL MOON ..is pretty overwhelming & oceanic-especially with mystic Neptune & electrifying Uranus involved...read more
WORKING the MAGIC of SEPTEMBER ...as we head into the home strait of the crazy trip that is 2020, the scopes are up to keep an eye on how we're travelling...read more
Delicious Leo New Moon to turn us on...a blast of positive, growling, spunky lust for life...read more
VENUS in CANCER DATING.. ...Loves cosy evenings in front of the fire & sweet talk to do with long term commitment...read more
HOT MATING SEASON or WHAT? ...Good luck with the mating/dating/love life out there folks, its intense..read more...
AQUA FULL MOON -it's WILD! ...in Aquarius we do tend to trip out in emotional overwhelm, as we try to make sense of our wildly fluctuating moods...read more
AUGUST 2020 -WHERE TO NEXT? ...we're into the second half of the surreal trip that is 2020, and the scopes are up...read more
CRAB NEW MOON-AGAIN ...Especially with this Moon exactly opposite Saturn, the vibe has a certain emotional gravitas...read more
GOAT ECLIPSE ...so we're kind of edgy & volatile, and of course this being an Eclipse is fully increasing the barometric pressure emotionally... watch out it's kind of explosive right now...read more
JULY IS GAME ON And the monthly scopes are up to provide some astrological perspective...read more
EMO ECLIPSE ready or not, we are diving into our most tidal moods & emo reactions to everything, the better to embrace the kinaesthetic, tangible reality of what our emotional body is telling us & deal with how we honestly feel...read more
WILD SAG LUNAR ECLIPSE ...could be just the thing to awaken our adventurous desire to embrace wild new possibilities (what other kind are there right now?) with our most brazen, expansive, positive lust for life...read more
ECLIPSE SEASON SCOPES June is here & it's getting real... read more...
GEMINI VENUS RETRO-FUQERY MUCH? ...such a lovely invitation to lighten up, inspire ourselves with new ideas and explore the multi-faceted aspects of our desire nature, personal talent & self expression...read more
CLEVER GEMINI MOON So we're coming off a New Moon in Gemini, to fire up the synapses-are we feeling the fresh insights yet? read more...
SCORPIO FULL MOON Scorpio Moons are notorious for digging deep & revealing our most primal, passionate, volatile emotional needs...read more
MAY MADNESS So May is here, the scopes are up and who would have thought good old solid, reliable, pleasurable Taurus season could be so goddamn surreal-read more for your sign...
COW MOON ..are we building a nice, fresh sense of how to align ourselves with some kind of healthy inner stability -what with the crazy, unpredictable times we are living through & all?...
SWEET LIBRA FULL MOON Full Moons are always a rising up of whatever feelings have been brewing all month -and boy have we had a lot going on to be triggered by! Especially as Libra rules our desire for harmonious connection...read more
DYSTOPIA SCOPES So April is here and What the Actual Fuq right? ..read more...
ARIES NEW MOON for these WILD TIMES ...its getting real...read more...
VENUS/URANUS BANG ...we're hoping to settle down and lush out for a while, with Venus in Taurus-lol not so much...read more
So Lilith & Chiron are hooking up in Aries right now, so might be time to talk about the primal, potentially positive astro coming up here...read more
MARCH MAGIC RULES ... March is here, it's pretty transformative & and the horoscopes are up, to guide us through...read more
ARISE PISCES NEW MOON ...in Pisces we're super sensitive -to the point of emotional overwhelm or exquisitely heightened intuition. ..or both? read more
LIONHEART MOON Mars powered Leo Full Moon coming up, yay finally some firepower to turn us on & have some fun...read more
GODDESS RULES So Venus, Lilith & Ceres align this week, which represent 3 of the archetypes traditionally associated with the feminine principle...read more
FEBRUARY FRESH PERSPECTIVE ..Feb is where we get to settle down a bit, regroup & come to terms with how 2020 seems to be playing out thus far...read more
MAVERICK NEW MOON ...especially sparking off Aqua ruler Uranus in a tense square aspect, the imperative to rut-bust our lives is real...read more
PLUTO/SATURN FUQERY So this rare, explosive Pluto/Saturn conjunction I've been talking about is peaking...read more
KICK-ASS CRAB ECLIPSE .. rising up with phoenix like, ferocious courage to embrace spunky new possibilities...read more
MARS in SAGITTARIUS -FREEDOM CALLS ...thank fuq for Mars in Sag to lift the vibe to maximum positive, exuberant, optimistic settings..read more
2020 HERE WE COME! So Happy New Year folks, the new decade is upon us & the January horoscopes are up...read more
MERRY NEW MOON CHRISTMAS Happy Christmas/Solstice/Festive Season everyone, I hope we are all having a lovely time sharing it with loved ones near & far, or however we choose to celebrate...read more
ARE WE HAVING FUN YET? ...So this Pluto/Saturn conjunction throbbing away ever more insistently in the background is a bit of a bitch...read more
GEMINI FULL MOON SPARK ...And this one comes with a Saturn/Pluto conjunction throbbing in the background,to face and conquer our demons..read more
...are we feeling a subtle shift in the force, to clarify our most rebellious instincts to actually work them in the world more effectively? read more
DECEMBER is REAL ...it's upon us and the scopes are up, to guide us through the intensity...read more
SAG NEW MOON INSPO ...We get that life is an adventure, meant to pull us out of our comfort zone & embrace the thrills & spills with our best bravado...read more
Pluto/Saturn/Jupiter reveal your primal urgency to chase some deeply transformative adventure right now AND acutely aware of the challenging logistics involved in exploring new horizons -how the fuq are you going to pull it off??...read more
COW MOON is ON ...we can be kind of obstinate about our compelling desires here...read more
MERCURY RETRO FUQERY IS ON ...trigger warning for volatile tantrums...read more
VENUS in SAG THRILLS Thank goodness for Venus rocking into Sagittarius to turn on our wildling, freedom loving moxy...read more
So November is here -and omg it's gonna be liberating as fuq! Read the horoscopes for your sign here...
WILDHEART NEW MOON OMG what a trip is this Scorpio Moon, opposite sparky Uranus to wake us the fuq up emotionally! Read more...
So Mars freshly in Libra may give us pause for a moment of indecision about where we’re heading...read more
October is here, it's Libra season & all about harnessing our powerful creatrix energy...read the horoscopes for your sign here.
LIBRA LOVE MOON New Moons are a chance for fresh emotional perspective, and in Libra it's the quality of healthy, harmonious relating...read more
THE MYSTIC MOON Pisces Full Moons are always pretty cosmic & inspirational, and this one is particularly lit up...read more
STRANGE LOVE but is mating season or is it madness???...read more
SEPTEMBER MAGIC ...its lean, mean, fresh Virgo season to clean up our act & pull ourselves together-yes & also mystical as fuq..read more
VIRGO NEW MOON and in true Virgo style it's a sweet reminder to be elegantly discriminating about our priorities right now...read more
SHINY AQUA MOON Aquarius Full Moon,and it's deliciously Venusian!...read more
JUPITER JUJU JOY I’m so. fuqing. ready. for Jupiter to station direct and aim my arrows toward the next big adventure...read more
LEO NEW MOON BRILLIANCE August kicks off beautifully with a Leo New Moon, to fire us up with our most spunky, positive attitude...read more
AUGUST RISES UP So after the crazy intensity of Eclipse season; we're looking forward to the relative ease of August...read more
RAWR Oh how I adore Leo season... let me count the ways... read more
MERCURY DOES DRAMA thrills & spills coming up at warp speed if we choose to lift the lid on certain combustable dialogues...read more
SWEET ROMANCE A cute little aspect between Venus & Mars for the next few days is vibing pretty smooth for our love lives folks...read more
ECLIPSORAMA Watch out, New Moon in Cancer & it's aTotal Solar Eclipse coming at us ready or not! New Moons are always a fresh emotional perspective on our lives; especially in Cancer is always gonna be particularly authentic feelings & emotional intelligence we're dealing with -and of course being such a full blown Eclipse the intensity of whatever's coming up is off the charts right?
JULY & ECLIPSE SEASON is UPON US! and the scopes are up for your sign this month here...
ARCHER MOON Full Moon in Sagittarius... to trigger our most primal yearning for personal freedom...read more
DESTINY CALLING Mars on the Destiny Point is so goddamn spooky, magical and motivating ...read more
SPARKLY GEMINI NEW MOON and to the extent New Moons are always a shiny, fresh new perspective on our emotional lives, Gemini is an especially sparkly, playful energy to have a good time with...read more
SCORPIO FULL MOON-SEASON of the WITCH? ..read more
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COW NEW MOON So the Taurus New Moon of the 5th has just given us such a yummy new sense of physical and emotional wellbeing in our lives huh? Read more..
MAY SPARKS UP May is here, Taurus season is particularly electrifying this time round & the horoscopes are up...read more
LIBRA FULL MOON REBOOT So how are we feeling after that Full Moon in Libra last night? ...it's ideally a chance to find our equilibrium...read more
RAM MOON RESET Aries New Moon coming at us now, for a blast of fabulous, fresh life force to turn us on...read more
VENUS in PISCES ENCHANTMENT... read more
APRIL IS A HAPPENING THING April is upon us and the scopes are up. It's a swift, moving right along energy to propel us forward...read more
LIBRA FULL MOON MAGIC ...to calm us down and maintain balance amongst all the fluxy energy going on around us...read more
Move house during Mercury retrograde they said, it'll be fun they said... read more...
SPUNKY TAURUS MARS ...is usually all about our most sensual desire nature, indulging our greedy appetites and lush, delicious, immediate gratification like a Bull in Rut right?read more
NEPTUNE NEW MOON MAGIC ...Pisces New Moon to keep our dreams alive & life enchanted...read more
URANUS TAURUS BLITZ ..several years ahead of powerful rut busting to wake us up big time...read more
AQUA VENUS INSPIRATION it's a relief to shake it up and enjoy a more liberated approach...read more
MARCH IS GLORIOUSLY INSPIRING So March is exciting, game changing & woke as fuq -but are we ready for this or what? read more
VIRGO FULL MOON VIBES ...are pretty highly strung, actually...read more
VENUS in CAPRICORN CLASS.. this is where we really get our head around our best discipline, personal integrity & polished glam...read more
AQUA NEW MOON MAGIC Aquarius New Moon to awaken our most potent, accelerated magical manifestation..read more
Yes 2019 is a bold new chapter in our lives, and February is here to pick up the pace...read more
LIONHEART ECLIPSE ..a powerful emotional imperative to feel everything with full, vibrant, self aware authenticity. read more...
MATING SEASON COMING AT US ...read more
So how is everyone's 2019 shaping up so far? It's a kind of dynamic new energy to get over the usual excuses, pick ourselves up from the delays/discontent of last year & set clear new intentions right?
VENUS ROCKS HER GYPSY SOUL in SAGITTARIUS ...to claim a wilder, untamed version of the feminine principle for a while...read more...
CAPRICORN ECLIPSORAMA Capricorn New Moon coming up, and its a partial Solar Eclipse to really get our attention..read more
So Mars charging into his home turf of Aries bang on Jan 1st has got to be auspicious, right? read more...
NEW YEAR SCOPES to REV us UP ..it's gonna be a cracker of a year folks.. read more
SOLSTICE CRAB MOON ...Happy Cancer Full Moon, happy solstice and happy holidays everyone -may your cup be filled with whatever brings you joy xxx read more
SAG NEW MOON RENEWAL ...Let's pull ourselves together & tune into big, beautiful, brazenly magnificent & visionary plans for the coming month; and don't let the narky undertow bring us down...read more
SCORPIO VENUS RETURNS! how fabulous to have Venus back in Scorpio-all scrubbed up, newly powerful and ready to claim our true, healthy desires in the world...read more
December is here and the scopes are up. It feels like an easier time to ditch any excuses -and pull ourselves together pronto...read more
GEMINI MOON ROCKS ...Could we be more wildly restless today??? read more...
VENUS finally BACK on TRACK! ..read more...
PHOENIX MOON ...It's been primo time to take a sudden, accurate inventory of all the emotional intensity we've been facing...read more
JUPITER aint just FUN & GAMES ...Jupiter asks us to bust out of any comfort zones we've recently been languishing in...read more
JUPITER DREAMING ...read more
JUPITER in SAG wants to ROCK YOUR GYPSY SOUL! ...read more
VENUS in LIBRA...she's BACK! ...so now we have Venus temporarily popping backwards into Libra for the whole of November, for a bit of Libran composure to pull ourselves together...read more
LOS DIAS DE LOS MUERTES Magic, honouring our dear departed & most of all love...read more
NOVEMBER THRILLS November is here and the scopes are up: It's a pretty cool month to gather our energies and focus on our most on point magical manifesting...read more
POSITIVE THINKING WORKS! Thank goodness for Mercury conjunct lucky Jupiter for the next few days! Hallelujah! ...read more
Only one more week of this somewhat harrowing Venus retro in Scorpio -are we managing to keep our cool?
COW MOON MAGIC Taurus Full Moon coming up-and it's delicious! read more...
LIBRA NEW MOON INSPO New Moon in Libra ready to turn us on to lovely new possibilities...read more
AGAIN we RISE ...But Pluto doesn't do superficial progress folks; it's more a deep, challenging and enduring influence on our lives we're talking about...read more
OCTOBER LOVING October is upon us and the scopes are up...read more
FIREBIRD MOON ...get ready -it's an edgy, excitable, hot blooded vibe this week folks! read more...
Venus in Scorpio intensifies our hungry desire nature big time & we might as well get used to it....read more
VENUS in SCORPIO, FOREVER SMOULDERING ...People we need to talk about the hotness that is Venus lingering in Scorpio from Sept 10th-Jan 7th...read more
VIRGO NEW MOON MAGIC ...New Moons are always a fresh new emotional perspective, and Virgo brings a clean, pragmatic approach to help us thrive...
MATING SEASON to TURN US ON ...read more
ALWAYS COMING HOME "Please bring strange things. Please come bringing new things" ... read more
SEPTEMBER HOROSCOPES...The month begins with Mars newly direct and gaining momentum, for another 2 weeks in Capricorn to get a foothold on our dreams...read more
DREAMY PISCES MOON ...It's the perfect time to get our magical, mystical inspiration on...read more
YEAH MERCURY out of retro BUT... read more...
TEMPORARILY CAPRICORN MARS ...Mars just loves the fierce determination & gritty work ethic of Capricorn -it's where he shines as an unstoppable success machine and so do we...read more
the LIONSGATE ECLIPSE ...The sheer, fresh, positive, life affirming joy of this is bound to lift us out of any doldrums we've been feeling lately...read more
BITCHING it UP in AQUARIUS Bitch Lilith just into Aquarius-where the ultimate rebel chick goddess gets her groove on in the most revolutionary sign for the next 18 months -strap in folks, it could be a wild ride...read more
VENUS in LIBRA- MAMA'S HOME Venus steps into Libra from Aug 8th-Sept 10th, and Venus adores coming home to the sign of her rulership. So to the extent the love goddess is at her most illustrious in Libra, the force is strong...read more
AUGUST is READY TO ROCK August is here, and the scopes are up to guide us through the fabulousness that is Leo season...read more
TOTAL AQUA LUNAR ECLIPSE coming ATCHA It's a Total Lunar Eclipse to bring eclipse season home, baby, and really rock our world...read more
CLASSY VIRGO VENUS With Venus now in cool-cat Virgo until Aug 8th, we're all about elegant personal discipline, discriminating good taste...read more
LOVE is ALL THERE IS ...read more
DIVING into ECLIPSE SEASON New Moon in Cancer coming up, and it's powerfully inspiring in so many ways...read more
JUPITER BACK on TRACK with a BANG! Seriously, Jupiter retrograde for the last four months has been such a drag right? The lucky planet of adventure, expansion and fearless forward motion is supposed to be actually leading us forward, after all...read more
DIARY of a FORTUNE TELLER It's such an interesting job to be tuning into people's destinies every day -privileged to be privy to the magical and often confounding process of this human condition we all share. Some readings lay out a person's future like a goddamn book...read more
ECLIPSORAMA So July is Eclipse season to download some shiny new inspiration, tune into our most powerful instincts and light our way forward... and the July horoscopes are up to help us on our way x
CAPRICORNIA Full Moon in Capricorn, an incredible opportunity to cleave to the singularity of our purpose...We are so not fluffing around right now...read more
LEO VENUS SWAGGER It's Venus in Leo season till July 10th folks, and time to get our strut on... read more
GEMINI NEW MOON ...the fresh, promising possibilities of New Moon energy is syncing effortlessly with our best, playful Gemini attitude here -read more
GIDDY UP- it's a SAG FULL MOON Full Moon in Sagittarius, exact 1.19am May 30th AEST; and it's a restless, hungry feeling & yearning for fresh pastures we're dealing with here...read more
LUMINOUS VENUS in CANCER ...with Venus in Cancer until mid-June we get to tune into our instinctive, creatrix, emotional intelligence...read more
GYPSY QUEEN TAROT ORACLE coming UP ...read more
So how is everyone going with this Taurus New Moon energy, and Uranus busting up our comfort zones all over the place? It's a wild ride: read more...
PHOENIX MOON Taurus New Moon coming up -and it's a total game changer to rock our world! read more...
URANUS rocks TAURUS ...from the New Moon of May 15th we have revolutionary, maverick Uranus busting into Taurus to shake up the fundamentals of our material lives for the next seven whole years!..read more
MARS in AQUARIUS has got our NUMBER! And ok, it is kinda weird...read more
The horoscopes for May are up-and it's all about rut-busting Uranus into Taurus, to shake up our reality for the next 7 years- it's gonna be a trip! image: Alexandra Vaneti
SPOOKY SCORPIO MOON Full Moons are always a rising up of whatever emotions have been brewing all month, and in Scorpio there's always plenty simmering under the surface...read more
SPARKLY VENUS in GEMINI Venus has just shimmied into Gemini, bringing a wonderfully light touch to our love, relating, beauty and creativity mojo... read more
FULL STEAM AHEAD -but it's WEIRD The New Moon in Aries has just launched us into full-throttle, fired up go-gettem mode. We've got a plan, we're ready to go and, in true Aries style we're not interested in compromise...read more
MERCURY RETROGRADE nearly OFF OUR BACK So Mercury retro seems to have hit peak angst this week! With every step forward apparently plagued by the most irritating dramas, like some mad mercurial monkey on our back chasing us around and kyboshing our every move..read more
BACK to BIZ Me wishing I looked this cool as I work through the mountain of admin I've been dealing with this week...read more
VENUS in TAURUS to LUSH US UP Venus loves being in Taurus! She's on home turf here, in one of the signs of her rulership where she gets to luxuriate and really feel into her divine, earthy feminine power- and so do we...read more
ARE we THERE YET? When it's still Mercury retrograde AND Mars, the plant of forward locomotion is stalled in a slo-mo reality check with dreary old Saturn this week. Tedious much? read more...
PRIMAL MARS in CAPRICORN Mars is travelling strong in Capricorn, the sign of his exaltation from March 18th-May 16th, so we're in the middle of a particularly energised phase right now to get a move on and claim whatever we feel is important to us with a keen eye on successful outcomes-yes indeed...read more
SWEET LIBRA MOON Full Moons are a rising up of whatever feelings are going on, and in Libra it's about the quality of relationships in our life -and squaring off a feisty Mars/Saturn vibe to keep it real-read more
MERCURY RETRO aint so BAD ...it's all about a chance to cultivate a cool new perspective...read more
NEW MOON HEALING New Moons are always an emotional renewal; and especially in Pisces it's an oceanic rush of feelings to bring us into emotional congruence and extra especially with the healer Chiron involved it's all about beautiful personal growth, for a greater sense of holistic wellbeing...read more
VENUS in ARIES FIREPOWER Venus is now strutting her stuff in Aries- for a brighter personal confidence from March 7th-April 1st, and the thing about Aries is that fierce, uncompromising warrior spirit to go after whatever really matters to us with fiery lust for life, and not distracted by the trivial details..read more
VIRGO MOON MAGIC Full Moons are about our emotional truth rising up the better to feel it more authentically. And with the clean cut, perfectionist energy of Virgo there's probably lots of 'messy' feelings we are valiantly trying to micro-manage; and maybe need to get down and dirty and actually deal with?? Yes, and also keeping it classy...read more
AQUA ECLIPSE MAGIC It's Eclipse season, and the Aquarius New Moon of Feb 16th is our partial Solar Eclipse for the month. The pure, inspirational power of this Moon is lit up by the sparky combination of visionary Aqua ruler Uranus, clever Mercury and lucky Jupiter. This is the gift of really understanding our capacity for conscious intention...read more
VENUS in PISCES ENCHANTMENT Venus into Pisces from February 11th-March 7th is some fab, heightened inspiration for our love, art, beauty and personal charisma for the coming month...read more
TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART Watch out, a powerful, Total Lunar Eclipse Full Moon in the big-hearted, hot-blooded sign of Leo in league with the Destiny Point and Love Goddess Venus is upon us-read more
MARS is WILDER in SAGITTARIUS ...and what a relief to feel the wind in our hair and a bit of real momentum again!...read more
AQUA VENUS INSPIRATION Love Goddess Venus is now in Aquarius (from Jan 18th-Feb 11th), and time to embrace a more liberated approach to love, mating, beauty and art...read more
GOAT NEW MOON New Moon in Capricorn to renew our groove... It's fiercely intentional, soberly pragmatic, acutely savvy about the lay of the land and any power/biz/attraction dynamics on our radar, focused upon walking our talk with maximum integrity and quietly determined to thrive ...read more
ROMANCE INSPO INCOMING It's pretty nice that just as Mars is all inspired by lucky Jupiter; he is also making a cute little sextile aspect with his lover, Venus over the next few days..read more
MARS & JUPITER COOL Mars energising the positive vibes of Jupiter in wily old Scorpio this week? ...read more
CRAB FULL MOON-the TIDE is HIGH Well for anyone who has included more emotional authenticity and healthier relationships in your list of New Years resolutions- this Full Moon is your big chance to get started...read more
JANUARY HOROSCOPES for a BETTER YEAR AHEAD Happy new year, it's looking good and the January scopes are up to get us ready for this most liberating 2018...read more
SAGGALICIOUS NEW MOON! Image: Dietmare Busse's Running Horse series. The New Moon in Sagittarius is upon us- 5.30pm Dec 19th, AEDT. New Moons are always a fresh burst of inspiration and in Sagittarius it's all about unleashing our wildling spirit, animal instincts, rebel-heart personal freedom and boundless enthusiasm for life!
MARS in SCORPIO STEALTH Mars, the god of vitality, self expression and capacity for aggression (healthy or otherwise) is sneaking into enigmatic Scorpio from December 10th-January 27th. Mars loves being in Scorpio, the ancient sign of his rulership (especially with a brilliant conjunction to lucky Jupiter in early January); so our personal motivation is about to be way more potent if we can plug into the core of who we are and what truly drives us right now... read more
YEP, it's MERCURY FUQING RETROGRADE! Mercury has just stationed retro right on the Full Moon in Mercurial Gemini, so it's a busy, fluxy energy we're dealing with right now. It's kinda stressy hectic, but also brilliant for the kind of nimble multitasking our variously kinetic/rapidly evolving situations are currently demanding...read more
GEMINI FULL MOON to give us WINGS? What we have with this Moon is an exact aspect between magical Neptune and expansive Jupiter, with lots of watery Pisces/Scorpio energy to tune us into our dreamy yearnings, emotional needs and visionary genius that just can't be denied: no matter how much the airy Gemini vibe tries to float above it all...read more
As Saturn prepares to get out of Sagittarius by Dec 20th, we are all getting ready to reclaim our wildling, libertarian mojo and what better preparation than Venus into Sag from Dec 2nd-26th- because the feminine principle of Venus really claims her wild, Artemesian, wilderness, untamed I am woman hear me roar aspect in Sagittarius!
DECEMBER THRILLS December is here and the scopes are up. It all begins with a Mars/Uranus opposition to smash up any tedious status quo and electrify us with a sense of cool new possibilities; perfectly setting the tone for what is a most liberating month...read more
PHOENIX MOON New Moon in Scorpio is always a fresh rush of emotional energy and personal possibility, and in Scorpio we dig that much deeper to come up with the raw potential for some truly gutsy, genuine renewal in our lives...
VENUS/JUPITER JOY So as much as Venus is trying to do her seething, emotionally obsessive thing in Scorpio right now-it's becoming harder to maintain the brooding intensity with Venus hooking up with lucky, expansive Jupiter over the next few days-this is so good...read more
VENUS in SCORPIO MYSTIQUE Because the Queen of Heaven and one of our most ancient, powerful figures of autonomous female potency LOVES being in primal Scorpio...read more
COW MOON Full Moon in Taurus 4.22pm November 4th, AEDT. Full Moons are always a rising up of whatever emotion has been brewing this month - and in Taurus it's going to come up with kinaesthetic, tangible insistence. In other words the more subtly we tune into our physical body the more our emotional body can speak to us, because the two are connected even more than usual right now...read more
...May we meet any shadow aspects of ourselves -or each other, or our dear departed that may come up during this festival with profound and transformative compassionate & unconditional love right now xxx... read more
DIA DE LOS MUERTOS It's Scorpio season and the veil between the worlds is thinning today...Happy Dios de los Muertos, Day of the Dead, Samhain, Halloween! Let's embrace the otherwordly magic of this -and have fun with it for for sure, whilst keeping any deeper spiritual and shamanic realisations here high-end and positive... read more
NOVEMBER POWER November is here, it's looking good and the scopes are up...
MARS IN LIBRA WORKS A CHARM Mars swans into Libra from 5am Oct 23rd, AEDT till Dec 9th, for 6 weeks of elegantly styling it up and finessing how we chase our desires and dreams...read more
NEARLY SCORPIO... Me tryna indulge my naughty appetites cos it's nearly Scorpio Season WITH greedy Jupiter in Scorp (but not till 4pm Oct 23rd AEDT), and anyway hungry Mars is void in Virgo till 5am October 23rd AEDT (not that I'm counting the hours); and until then we best embrace elegant restraint, to be honest...read more
It's an inspiring New Moon in Libra-to do with heightened love and art mojo to turn us on -and what could be more magnificent than this operatic love song: the aria from La Wally from the extraordinary Wilhelmina Fernandez-via the cult film DIVA circa 1981?
LIBRA NEW MOON with a BANG! New Moon in Libra coming 6.11am October 20th, AEDT. New Moons are always a fresh new perspective and emotional clarity; and this one specialises in arty creativity, beauty, biz savvy and good old romance...read more
The luckiest planet is on the move -into Scorpio from October 11th so we better look sharp and get ready for a new wave of energy to wake us up for the next 12 months... read more
RAM MOON. Aries Full Moon coming up, exact 5.40am tomorrow, October 6th AEDT. Full Moons are always a rising up of whatever emotional material has been brewing all month -and in Aries it's an impatient, tetchy imperative to get on with it, horns lowered and ready to go! ...read more
LOVE VIRGO STYLE Well with so much awful stuff going on in the world this week, at least we have a beautiful Venus/Mars conjunction for the next few days to remind us that love matters! It's loving, supportive human connection -whether romantic, familial, friends, tribe or biz that gets us through and always wins out, and lets not forget it! But let's be honest, when the lovers get together it feels like mating season -and hungry romantic attraction that's on our mind...read more
October is here and the scopes are up. It's a sexy, promising month full of new momentum, optimistic confidence, emotional well-being and Big Love...read more
VENUS IN VIRGO CLASS Venus has been doing her flamboyant thing in Leo recently, and now pulls herself into line in cool-cat Virgo, from now until mid October. When it comes to romance, love, art and beauty, we are now all about elegant personal discipline, discriminating good taste, intelligence and earthy, pragmatic efficiency...read more
VIRGO NEW MOON to CLEAN UP our ACT ...New Moons are all about fresh, clean new energy; and an opportunity to focus this with clearest possible intentions for the greatest flow forward throughout the rest of the month. It's like a monthly clean slate, where we get to clean up our act and polish up our vision anew...read more
VENUS IN LEO DELIVERS So Venus, goddess of beauty and love has been blazing away in Leo-from August 26th-September 20th. Which is always great for unleashing our magnificent spunk, fabulous talent, gorgeous good looks and charisma upon the world, without wasting a smidgen of energy on false modesty...read more
MARS in VIRGO SPUNK Mars into Virgo, and just in time to pull ourselves together for two months of savvy organisational genius, pragmatic focus and earthy grounding into our optimum physical health and well-being...read more
FULL MOON MAGIC Full Moon in Pisces is about to have her enchanted way with us -exact September 6th, 6.02pm AEST. This is a full-blown Neptune situation, with the Moon on top of Pisces' ruler Neptune; the ultimate guru of all things magical, mystical, spiritual & the muse of arty creative inspiration...read more
MERCURY DIRECT? So Mercury officially stations direct today, 9.30pm Sept AEST. So the retrograde is over - and we can all skip forward free and easy already?? Yeah ..... no. Not quite yet! read more...
September is coming, and the scopes are up. There's still plenty of Leo season action: Mars coming off meeting the Destiny Point, with fresh resolve to fight for our right to live with spunky authentically and Venus/Mercury in Leo to keep up the standards in terms of glamour, confidence and magnificently creative self expression... read more
Mars conjunct the Destiny Point in Leo today has given us a burst of energised inspiration, about whatever long term, visionary schemes & dreams we've been trying to hustle lately. Even the smallest clue about our optimum direction/success potential could go a long way right now... So lets really embrace the zeigeist this week- and stay tuned into our flow with determined confidence x
So we've had a few days of Moon in Virgo to process that Eclipse, and the Moon into Libra for the next few days is the perfect invitation to continue to rebalance, refresh & harmonise our body, mind & soul... Because with Mercury still retrograde/shadowzone until mid September; we've got a million schemes on the go but scheming & dreaming with quiet composure is a better look, for the moment than charging forward trying to force things just yet, huh?
LEO ECLIPSORAMA ...And not just a New Moon but a flow blown Solar Eclipse, and the second Eclipse in row following the Aquarius Lunar Eclipse two weeks ago. So the magic in the air; that very Aquarian capacity to imagine new possibilities and that very Leonine capacity to creatively manifest them is palpable right now! read more
So we're coming into a tricky/exciting pre-eclipse weekend here...We're prepping for the big Leo New Moon Eclipse this tues- revving up all the firepower of Leo season so we're just busting to bust a move & get on with our brilliant self-expression already! ...read more
LILITH/SATURN... STRANGE BEDFELLOWS INDEED Saturn is the rules, the system, discipline, authority, control -the patriarchy, basically: And Lilith is independence, rebellion, personal freedom, the ultimate fuq-you outlaw: read more...
When Mercury is about to go retrograde in Virgo opposite dreamy Neptune -and you’re too busy analysing how the fuq yr going to knock off that endless to do list under such strange & tricky stars... OR just daydreaming about taking advantage of Leo season, charging off into the sunset for a good time & avoiding the whole thing? Image: Olga Maliouk by Chris Cramerfor Glamour Italia April 2015
Full Moon in Aquarius/partial Lunar Eclipse coming up, exact 4..11am August 8th, AEST. So Full Moons tend to be a rising up of whatever emotional material that has been fomenting all month; and in Aquarius we tend toward a cool, detached analysis of these feelings rather than getting too down and dirty actually feeling them. Which on the one hand can be genius... read more
PLUTO/JUPITER BREAKTHROUGH -COMING RIGHT UP Mighty Pluto is now squaring off with lucky Jupiter; and together they're going to power much of the astrological momentum throughout August, so I guess we better get our heads around this dynamic already... read more
VENUS is LUMINOUS in CANCER Love goddess Venus into Cancer today, and suddenly we tune into our instinctive female energy a little bit more... ...read more
Yes it's Leo season and the August scopes are up to guide us, as we strut through this fabulous month... read more
MARS powered LEO NEW MOON-THIS should get us MOVING! Leo New Moon coming up, 7.46pm July 23rd, AEST. It's Leo season for sure, and a blazing good time coming up if we're ready! ...read more
Mars, the sexy warrior god rules personal confidence, sexual conquest, how we make things happen, assert ourselves and tap into our most primal energy source; and in Leo we do it with nothing less than brazen, magnificent spunk... read more
GOAT MOON Full Moon in Capricorn, exact 2.06pm July 9th, AEST. Full Moons are always a coming to terms with whatever's driving us emotionally, and in Capricorn it's ambitious, gutsy determination to scale the heights of personal excellence! read more...
VENUS SPARKLES in GEMINI Venus has just shimmied into Gemini, adding a lovely, airy lighter perspective to the steamy/intense/grappling with our passions frisson of Mars/Pluto and Saturn in Sag... read more
MARS + PLUTO =PASSION The warrior god, Mars is quite active right now, triggering the lucrative, rut busting Pluto-Jupiter square that's building for August (more on that later) and right now (exact July 3rd) opposing power tripper Pluto! This a fully tetchy, libidinous, spoiling for a scrap, cruising for a bruising, testosterone driven, power-trippy, passionate, primal, growlingly, limbic fight or fuq/force of nature...read more
BITCHING it UP (for the LADIES) Apparently -so I've been told- once a month I suddenly morph into full Cersei style psychobitch for a few frightening days... read more
JULY HOROSCOPES are UP -could this be the month to help set us FREE? July is here, as mid-year turns us toward a new cycle heading toward the second half of this most interesting year... Happy July -scopes are up, for more detail for on your sign this month read more here...
CRAB NEW MOON New Moons are always a fresh perspective, and in Cancer it's very much on an emotional, intuitive, creative level that we're renewing our approach. The Cancerian attitude is all about emotional well-being. We nurture ourselves and each other with some real emotional support/hugs/bonding with our family or tribe/good, honest, nourishing soul food (preferably shared over a convivial dinner table /exploring a rewarding creative process in whatever arty thing we do... read more
NEPTUNE DREAMING Neptune is now turning retrograde-and for the most enchanted planet of all this phase can span some pretty wild, and surreal highs and lows... Neptune is our most inspired creative, spiritual, emotional connection with nothing less than universal, divine flow... read more...
LOVED UP? So the Moon briefly energises Mars and Pluto today and tomorrow, which could spark a flash lust/attraction moment -and if so it's only a taste/prelude of a much more tangible, volcanic opportunity for passionate connection with the Mars/Pluto chemistry of early July. So we're really just warming up for big , sexy energy in our romantic lives, building as we speak... If you're in love (or ok, lust), or you want to be? Yep could be mating season coming up! read more...
SAG FULL MOON-no holding back NOW! Full Moon in Sagittarius, exact 0.09am June 10th AEST -right on top of the boisterous momentum of Saggy ruler, Jupiter turning direct; so it's time to howl at the moon with our best, wildling exhilaration for sure... Full Moons are always a rising up of whatever emo has been building up throughout the month, and in Sag it is the ferocity of our rebellious, freedom loving spirit that we're coming to terms with right now... read more
VENUS in TAURUS to LUSH US UP So Venus has been in firing us up in Aries all year so far... so now we can reflect on what we've learned from all this romantic/interpersonal/creative firepower? Do we have our more impetuous passions integrated and in check by now or what? Because we have a change of pace with Venus in earthy Taurus, from now until July 6th, for a month of delicious grounding -we get to slow down and smell the roses... read more...
MARS in CANCER FUN Mars just into Cancer, from now until July 20th, and the warrior god Mars in the watery, intuitive sign of Cancer is ok, an odd match in a sense. Mars tends to power forward impulsively but Cancer likes to scuttle sideways whilst checking out the terrain with a strategic eye first; so we might have to adjust to a more lateral, seemingly kooky but actually very savvy approach to things for a while...
JUNE JUJU June is here for a wild ride, and the horoscopes are up to guide us through... read more...
FRUSTRATED YET? So we've had a Mars/Saturn opposition playing out this week, which has frankly become quite tedious at this point. Mars in Gemini has us massively restless, light on our feet, juggling options, acutely aware of the multiplicity of options available to us and buzzing to get some kind of move forward-asap- with at least one of them! But Saturn in Sag has standards, and is (apparently) blocking our path until we've slowed down and worked some serious quality control... read more
GEMINI NEW MOON- LET'S PLAY! New Moon in Gemini. exact 5.44am May 26th, AEST. New Moons are always a sense of renewal, and in Gemini our refreshed perspective is sparky, playful and emotionally lucid. A lovely lightness of being is one of the perks of Gemini energy, and we embrace it!
FIRE-BENDING is ON So now that The North Node/Destiny Point is in Leo and activating the Saturn in Sag/Uranus in Aries trine; we have Grand Fire Trine to blow us out of the water and get any thwarted energy (from so many planets recently retrograde) moving again. Fire energy is about passion; we follow our most visionary dreams and get in touch with our desires for a good time...with artful creativity... read more...
SCORPIO FULL MOON-the POWER & the PASSION. Feel that primal throb in the air, the blood rising in your loins, the urge to sink your fangs into something meaningful, passionate, powerful & transformative as soon as possible? Yep, that's the Full Moon in Scorpio coming up 7.42am May 11th, AEST. Full Moons are always a rising up of whatever feelings we've been dealing with in the previous month and in Scorpio the emo is DEEP... read more
DESTINY CALLING -time to RAWR The North Node of the Moon, which I call the Destiny Point, charges into blazing Leo from May 10th -November 2018: The Destiny Point points to nothing less than our karmic imperative to follow/fully embrace the life purpose we came here to fulfil; those hopes & dreams/searing ambition/innate lust to better ourselves/evolve/fully individuate that have been sparking within us from birth...read more
MAY is here & we're ready to FLY FREE -let's GO! May is upon us and the scopes are up. We have Venus completing her lengthy tour of Aries with a whole new, fiery ferocity to do love, romance, art, beauty, talent and biz on our own terms and wth as much creative confidence, shameless self promotion and (with Saturn involved) gritty determination as possible. And Mars in Gemini suggesting that light on our feet, multi-tasking, savvy flexibility...read more...
VENUS back in ARIES- & now she means BUSINESS! So I've written lots about Venus enjoying an extensive tour of firebrand Aries these few months - So I won't go on about the details too much again now: except to say that to the extent she's been wonking around retrograde & in and out of Pisces much of the time thus far -she now roars into Aries in full, direct power from 11.14pm today- June 7th. Five weeks of full, pure Aries moxy ahead! And that Aries Venus is a fierce.. read more
BULL NEW MOON Ok I'm gonna fess up right here; I love Taurus energy & I love New Moons so I'm probably gonna give this one a good rap! Taurus New Moon, exact 10.16pm April 26th AEST. New Moons are always a lovely rush of fresh new perspective; and in earthy Taurus its a chance to score a clearer, healthier relationship with our physicality. So issues around physical pleasure and well-being, food, sex and money become paramount this week... read more...
MARS in GEMINI FLUX Mars, our motivational ambition planet into Gemini (April 21st-June 5th) and viola, there goes our concentration span! Mars is how we get things done, and we're just coming out of steady Taurus progress, but now we have Gemini energy -which doesn't plod perseveringly so much as seriously multi-task... Gemini Mars flits cheerfully from one exciting thing to another with a sparky restlessness that lends us a genius alacrity...read more
VENUS DIRECT, FINALLY! Venus has been wonking out retrograde for 6 weeks, and backwards in oceanic Pisces since early April; so there's been some overwrought emo coming up around our love/romance, creative talent/biz/financial potential, looks/self esteem scenarios -or perceived lack of- for sure. But we've done so well processing these new insights and busy forging new and improved values and paradigms around this; the better to valiantly resist any self-destructive/sooky tendencies- read more
REBEL HEART Saturn (which at it's worst can represent the brutal authoritarianism of 'the system') retrograde in Sagittarius-the sign of philosophical idealism-has been tough recently. I mean the Saturnian, NWO war machine is in full swing & it's gonna take our best, collective voice of liberty, freedom, personal sovereignty, global fraternity, peaceful Non-compliance with the psychopathic warmongers to tell it to fuq right off! So seeing Patti Smith live this weekend was so inspiring read more
LIBRA FULL MOON to TIP the SCALES Full Moon in Libra 5.05pm, April 11th AEST. So where Full Moons tend to bring up any emo that's been brewing recently -in Libra it's to do with romance, relationships generally, art, biz and beauty, and boy has this stuff been simmering away lately or what! We have Venus -Libra's patron planet midway through an extensive tour of Aries; Libra's opposite sign and all about bolshie autonomy &hurry the fuq up instant gratification in defiance of Libra.. read more
VENUS RETRO does PISCES ...For the next two weeks we have Venus retro in Pisces, where we get to drop the Aries bluster of wanting it all fuqing now in favour of gently, intuitively getting in touch with our actual feelings, even if they're a bit vulnerable and ragged; the better to process our authentic needs in love and higher creative inspiration in art/biz without the need to force any particular outcomes just yet...read more
APRIL HOROSCOPES to GET YOU THROUGH April is ready to go and the scopes are up here. There's some nice frisson for a good time, with adventurous Jupiter, potent Pluto and uncompromising bitch Lilith power-tripping us to grow the hell into a more powerful version of ourselves; so there's some sparky personal development right there...Read more
BITCHING it UP MUCH? The background of this Aries New Moon is power-trippy Pluto squaring off rebellious Jupiter AND both of them aggravating bitch goddess Lilith! Pluto is digging up some appetites & we want what we want bad: but... Read more...
RAM MOON MOXY If you're feeling a brand new, zesty spring in your step right now, and busting to do something about it? That would be the gorgeous Aries New Moon, exact 12.57pm today New Moons are always a fresh, clean new attitude and rush of emotion, and in Aries it's a can-do, impatient, courageous desire to get on with it that drives us forward. We say fuq it to any limiting, defeatist ideas we've been tempted to indulge lately and say a big YES to whatever turns us on...read more
MARS gets DOWN & EARTHY in TAURUS Mars is the kind of lust-for-life, libidinous energy that drives our desire/achievement moxy, and also how we're gonna make it happen. In Taurus we feel our desires in a simple, honest, direct way. We don't have to second guess or analyse future outcomes; we just know what we want because we feel it in our bones right now and that's enough. The power of living in the present moment -gently, authentically, sans forcing things- is potent here. Read more...
FULL MOON HEALING Virgo Full Moon coming up, 1.53am March 13th, AEDT. Full Moons are always a release of any emotional energy we've been holding onto all month, and Virgo has an interesting/paradoxical thing going on about feelings as follows: Virgo is a smarty pants (and for good reason, they're ruled by clever Mercury, think things through carefully and therefore pretty damn switched on, don't you know?) Read more...
VENUS BACKWARDS In my Venus in Aries post here, I pointed out that Venus in Aries for 3 1/2 months is quite a long time to be firing up our fab love/art/beauty mojo; and that she spends much of it wonking out retrograde -starting now So March 5th- April 16th is Venus in backwards motion and a great time to re-evaluate, revise, re-hash, revitalize and rediscover our best attitude to all things Venusian, as follows: Read more...
MARCH is HERE, might as well GRAB it. March is here and the scopes are UP. We have so much firepower turning us on this month. Bitch Lilith in Sag makes us all outlaw wildlings, to the extent we hold our own and no-one tells us what to do -we're running our own race. Mars in Aries is about fierce autonomy, and then into Taurus from the 10th is digging our heels in re actioning life on our OWN terms or not at all... read more...
ECLIPSE MAGIC New Moon SOLAR ECLIPSE in Pisces, 1.58am tomorrow morning AEDT. So Pisces lunations tend to invoke an oceanic flow of emotion and a shamanic, magical realist attitude at the best of times, especially an Eclipse and especially with mystical Neptune involved. There could be some potent/overwhelming feelings about everything and some wildly inspired new intuition about our lives coming up this week; and it's what we do with this that's important: Read more...
LILITH in SAGITTARIUS is SOME KINDA VALENTINE Bitch Goddess Lilith into Sagittarius this morning, where she'll stay till November. This combination is fairly straightforward so I'll keep it brief: Lilith is Queen of the rebels, iconoclasts, happily outcast lone wolves... read more
LEO LUNAR ECLIPSE on FIRE Full Moon in Leo , coming up 11.30am Feb 11th AEDT. Our most authentic feelings tend to rise up during a Full Moon, and in Leo they're all about self-awareness, healthy pride, creative expression, show-off moxy, generosity, personal warmth, hot love affairs and passionate living. Not only that but it also involves a grand fire trine, to really blow us out of the water of any moody/sooky shizz that Full Moons can sometimes trigger in us...
VENUS in ARIES is READY TO GO Venus into Aries tomorrow to rev us up -and she's going to stay there for the better part of the next 3 1/2 months! Yes we're all fired up and ready to go, so what are we going to do about it? For a start Venus is making a move on her lover Mars -also in Aries- this week, so we're making some love stories happen? Well yes we're gonna try... the lovers come so close to hooking up it's damn well palpable but still that exquisite tension of maybe/maybe not... Read more
MARS in ARIES is HOT! Warrior god Mars rocks into his home turf of Aries tomorrow, from 4.49pm AEDT for 5 weeks of totally deliberate living... Mars is how we access our go-gettem life force, and in his favorite sign-Aries- we grab our kinaesthetic energy from doing whatever turns us on, on our own terms because we're driven by nothing less than pure, raw lust for life and we don't care who knows it! Read more
AQUA NEW MOON LOVE BUZZ New Moon in Aquarius, exact tomorrow, Jan 28th 11.07am, AEDT. Aqua New Moons are always fresh, sparky and bright with promising, liberating new emotional intent for the month ahead...And also cool new emotional rapport/future oriented connections that allow us plenty of oxygen to breathe, dream and fly free with our loved ones. And on that note we just happen to have TWO sets of astrological lovers hooking up in the skies right now... Read more
HAPPY FRIDAY 13th. It's a magical Venus/Neptune art/love day and just off a potent Full Moon AND lucky Friday 13th! Well if We don't engage some spunky magical intention & mysterious, mystical intelligence Now when will we?? Lets go forth & bravely enchant our lives today in every way x
FULL MOON SOULMATING or WHAT??? Love goddess Venus meets magical Neptune this week-active for several more days but exact tomorrow -and right on the back of a big, watery Full Moon... So this can go either way. Venus/Neptune is classic astro for high-end exalted romance/spiritual communion/ soul-mating/kismet/profoundly destinal meetings/crazy romantic synchronicity and basically True Love. But also simply notorious for delusional crushing/stoopid drunk dialling... read more
CRAB MOON MYSTERIES Full Moon in Cancer 10.35pm tonight, AEDT. With Luna Full in her home turf of Cancer, our natural intuition/empathy/instinctual wisdom/emotional intelligence and emotional congruence/creative flow and (let's face it), potential to sulk/mood swing/tantrum up a storm is all peaking today! We're feeling everything more acutely than ever; so anything that's building up recently in our emotional lives... read more
VENUS in PISCES ENCHANTMENT Venus into Pisces, from yesterday afternoon-Feb 4th. Venus not only loves being in Pisces -where she is exalted, but also join joins mystical Neptune, the South Node of spooky old memories, Chiron the healer and nearly catches up with her lover Mars on her journey through the watery Pisces realms of Pisces in the coming month -it's a magical mystery ride coming up for the goddess of love for sure. Read more...
2017 is HERE and the JANUARY SCOPES are UP! So was 2016 a weirdo cracker of a year or what? But never fear, it's 2017 now and I think it just might be a good one... We've been shaken up enough to understand the value of genuine innovation, transformation and moving beyond any redundant old assumptions/scenarios (that weren't working anyway), the better to embrace our highest visions for a wonderful, liberated, positive new chapter.. read more
NEW MOON for a NEW YEAR It's nearly 2017 (thank goodness!) and a New Moon in Capricorn -exact 4.53pm today AEDT-to help usher in the ides of a fresh New Year... New Moons are crisp, clean new energy and Capricorn is nothing if not a raw, crisply efficient attitude to get on with it already! This Moon also involves Pluto, god of death/rebirth and transformation. So we've had the seeds of some pretty major transformation in 2016, and plenty of death in our collective zeitgeist read more
JUPITER/URANUS WANDERLUSTORAMA ... Thrillingly unexpected, but apt, crazy opportunities are liable to strike at any moment; and yes we grab them obviously... and there's also a certain yearning, achingly poignant craving kind of mood -wanting to be anywhere but here- that could also strike at any point in time... read more
MERCURY RETRO AS WELL!? Dialogues are about to get real nuts ... yes possibly sexy but also veering toward batshit insane. For the rest of the week we so feel the imperative to intrigue, beguile and stun each other with strange messages -ok but watch that fine line between kooky, cute little messages and full blown disastrous misunderstandings! Read more...
MARS DIVES into PISCES Mars the Warrior god has been weirding out in Aqua recently, and now he swims into the relatively calm waters of Pisces (7.22pm tonight AEDT-Jan 28th) ...or are they? Mars is all about the pursuit of our desires in full, macho assertive mode as an expression of the individual ego, and as such he can have a tricky time in the undifferentiated, oceanic realms of Pisces. Mars is brazen and explicit about his needs. Pisces is subtle and elusive...Read more
WEIRDO GEMINI FULL MOON Full Moons are always an emo release point of some sort, and in Gemini the results can be skittish: On the one hand Gemini is a mutable, fluid, multi-faceted air sign and doesn't want to get bogged down in anything too heavy -we prefer to play with nuance, witty riposte and permission to change our mind every 3 seconds. But on the other hand Saturn is firmly opposing this Moon; where there is a definite sense of getting our shizz together... read more
DECEMBER: the CHALLENGE of GOING with the FLOW December is here and the scopes are UP. There are a number of astro influences going on, rather than one main focus so it feels like we're being pulled in disparate directions; but not really -they all point to drop the damn control freakery already and go with the grace of universal flow for a smoother ride...read more
SAG NEW MOON is TIME for a NEW ADVENTURE So we have a New Moon in Sagittarius tomorrow night, 11.18pm Nov 29th AEDT. Sag New Moons are always a chance to re-connect with any wilding, adventurous, freedom-loving spirit we've been neglecting lately and go fly free in whatever way best turns us on...Read more
NOW WE THRIVE For those of us troubled by these crazy times; and tempted to give in to despair but determined to not only survive, but thrive anyway... yes there is a wonderful awakening happening right now! Read more
BULL MOON RISING So it's been a wild week and we could really use some grounding, and what better energy than lushy, nourishing Taurus to calm us down and soothe our frazzled souls? Viola, Full Moon in Taurus coming up, 11.52pm tonight AED -thank fuq. Full Moons are an opportunity to bring to a head any emotions brewing in the previous month (and there's been a helluva lot recently!), the better to properly feel, express and release them... Read more...
VENUS means BUSINESS in CAPRICORN Venus into Capricorn 2.54pm today AEDT (until Dec 8th), and immediately aspects her lover Mars, so yes we need to talk about love this week... But first, current affairs. I had a go at the male president elect in my recent Mars post, so I guess it's only fair I critique the female archetype in this politico scenario in a Venus post... Read more...
THANK YOU, MR COHEN So I just posted about Mars newly into Aquarius being the marker of the great, visionary, authentically free thinking male archetype -and how that's not exactly playing out on the world stage right now, politico wise. And lo and behold one of our most genuinely visionary, authentic, free thinking, stunning poets has just left us. RIP Leonard Cohen, a gentleman and scholar, a truly great artist who reminds us all to just get on with walking our talk Read more...
Well MARS in AQUARIUS was ALWAYS gonna be WEIRD So warrior god Mars tripped the light fantastic into futuristic Aquarius on Nov 9th -until December 18th, and what have we here? Mars rules, if not the actual patriarchy then certainly the 'masculine' imperative to go forth and conquer, wilfully assert and satisfy our desire nature and basically Boss it Up in the world. And Aquarius does it with a maverick, unconventional, rebellious style for sure. Read more...
NOVEMBER SCOPES to SET YOU STRAIGHT November is here, and in keeping with Scorpio season it's straight-up, get your shizz together and get on with it time. The horoscopes are ready to go here Read more...
WITCH MOON New Moon in Scorpio 4.38 this morning, AEST; we are coming off a most potent, magical energy here... Scorpio Moons always crack open our most authentic, primal source of personal power and help us to grab it, and direct it positively toward whatever fresh new transformations we're seeking in our life. Of course a few demons/toothy emotions might fly out of the basement as well but you know, we let them go the better to fly free ourselves ...read more
VENUS ROCKS her GYPSY SOUL in SAGITTARIUS VENUS ROCKS her GYPSY SOUL in SAGITTARIUS October 18, 2016 | Alberta Richards So Venus rocks on in freewheeling Sagittarius, from today-November 13th for a good time... The feminine principle of Venus really claims her wild, Artemesian, wilderness, untamed I am woman hear me roar aspect in Sag. Venus is about values, and the primary value of Sag is to be Free. And not just a little bit loose ...read more
RAM MOON RISING Aries Full Moon coming up, 2.23pm Sunday16th October, AEST. Aries is the bold, brave, independent trailblazer of the zodiac; so a Full Moon here is a rising up of any emotional imperative we've been feeling lately to get out there, assert ourselves with healthy, self-assured moxy and initiate some bolshie new opportunities in our life already...Read more...
OCTOBER promises BEAUTIFUL beginnings IF we pay ATTENTION! October is here and the scopes are up. It's a banging chance to score some real traction, as we glide elegantly forward with tangible momentum and personal composure, grace and aplomb. Read more...
LUCKY LIBRA MOON Libra new Moons are always a lovely fresh burst of creative, design, beauty, romantic and relational inspiration. We make art, love, good conversation with delightful panache; and looking glowingly gorgeous while we're at it. It's a refreshed approach to lushed up, stylish Dolce Vita living. And this Moon is gloriously powered by optimistic, adventurous, expansive, positive, exuberant Jupiter. Read more
MARS into CAPRICORN is PLUTO powered GENIUS! Mars into Capricorn today, after dithering in emo Scorpio and wildling Sagittarius all year, so it's (finally) back to business! Libidinous Mars in highly ambitious Capricorn is always a lust for success, with an excellent, bloody-minded willingness to work for it no matter what... Read more...
VENUS turns the HEAT up in SCORPIO Venus slithers into Scorpio, from 12.30am tomoz, Sept 24th AEST till Oct 18th.I've pointed out before that Venus is said to be in her 'detriment' in Scorpio, so it can be a tricky placement. A friend of mine amusingly suggested there ought to be an actual support group for people with this placement natally; because it's just so bloody too-hot-to-handle, romantically intense ... Read more
PISCES ECLIPSE MAGIC Pisces Full Moons are magical, fantastical, psychic rushes of heightened spiritual/creative inspiration and tidal, exquisitely tuned emotional sensitivity to, well, everything! And being an Eclipse and all only intensifies the buzz, obviously... Read more...
JUPITER does LIBRA, for a GOOD TIME. ...we're commencing a year-long intensive in how to do free-spirited relating; how to honour the importance of human connection without cramping one another's style/how to oxygenate our loving by unconditionally embracing the concept of one another's personal space. Involvements which turn us on with expansive new possibilities and we grow/thrive/explore together, as opposed to locking us down into limiting, prescribed partnership dynamics.. Read more
VIRGO ECLIPSE MAGIC New Moon in Virgo unfolding as we speak- 6.33pm tonight, AEST- and it's a full blown Solar Eclipse! New Moons are always an opportunity to channel fresh new emotional energy through our lives, and this one is especially potent in this regard: It's in Virgo, where we love ditching any naff old ambiguous, emo baggage and scrubbing up for a cleaner, more efficient version of ourselves with pure intent and supremely focused pragmatism. Read more...
September is here and the scopes are up. It's a cracker of a month, and the only way through it is forward... The Solar Eclipse in Virgo on the 1st wakes us up to pay the fuq attention awareness of where we are. Jupiter into Libra from the 9th open our eyes to where we're going -hint, with Venus in also in Libra, then Scorpio, relationships, love and human interaction are becoming way more important... Read more...
VENUS in LIBRA: MAMA'S HOME Love Goddess Venus in Libra from midday today ( AEST) till September 23rd. Venus rules Libra, Venus loves being in Libra, Venus shines in Libra in every way. Beauty, aesthetics, creative talent, art, charm, sparkling conversation, polished social skills and yes, high romance is our thing this coming month... Read more...
VENUS gets her ACT TOGETHER in VIRGO When it comes to romance, love, art and beauty, we are all about elegant personal discipline, discriminating good taste, intelligence and earthy, pragmatic efficiency. In love, it all begins with respect... Read more
MARS in SAGITTARIUS part 2 So we had a brief stint of Mars in Sagittarius between March and May this year, where we got a taste of our wildling restlessness, but what with dithering around retrograde and all it didn't quite hit the spot ...So we're totally excited to have Mars properly back in Sag for two whole months (from tomorrow until late September). We're SO ready to cut loose and get our exuberant, rollicking, outlaw, fuq-authority, adventurous moxy right on right now! Read more
MARS & LEO NEW MOON RAWR New Moon in Leo 6.14am tomorrow, August 3rd (AEST), just 3 hours after Mars leaps into Sagittarius. Mars has been dithering around in the deep waters of Scorpio for fuqn ages, so its like a blast of oxygen to have the Warrior God into fiery Sag again; and of course the New Moon in fiery Leo is the ultimate blast of emotional heat and firepower. Read more...
The IDES of AUGUST are PRETTY GOOD, actually August is here and the monthly scopes are up, and I don't know how many times I have used the term 'shameless self promotion' this month! I mean it's pretty normal in Leo season to get onto our most beautifully brazen self belief on, and this month is no exception -the New Moon of the 3rd gets our moxy going nicely. Read more
Lol I was just thinking how Venus hooking up with Mercury in the next few days, in passionate Leo, is technically ace for some gorgeously genuine warmth in our romantic dialogues. But then on a raging Full Moon in bossy Capricorn, things can also err to the bombastic side of Leo pretty fast too... Read more
GOAT MOON MAGIC Full Moon in Capricorn tomorrow morning, 8.56am AEST. Full Moons are always a chance to get in touch with our best, instinctual moxy and in Capricorn it's pretty earthy, pragmatic stuff -so we're wanting to channel our best gut intuition in tangible, effective ways, the better to make the savviest life choices we can this week. It's time to be attuned to our wild playfulness and animal cunning -and stay sharp about it! Read more...
LEO VENUS MAGNIFIQUE Venus has just strutted into Leo, 3.30 today AEST until August 6th; 25 days of magnificent mojo coming up... Venus loves a bit of self expression -whether romantic, creative, artistic etc and Leo is all about this; especially if there's a bit of show-off, performance, drama queen energy involved! In her capacity as goddess of love, Venus in Leo wants her romance gloriously passionate, extravagantly attentive Read more...
New Moons are always a fresh sense of connection with whatever we're really feeling about life, and in Cancer the Moon is at her luminous best, where we're bound to be emotionally authentic no matter what... Mars in storm phase recently has had us struggling with our primal desires, and perhaps tempted to overanalyse things in order to avoid our true, pressing needs cos they're just too real? This Moon brings us back to our truth pronto. Read more...
JULY is TIME for ACTION July is here and the scopes are up. It's all about Mars completing 6 months of hanging around Scorpio/Sag, churning up so much volatile emo, restless frustration and will-to-power we haven't entirely known what to do with; and finally charging forward for the next two months over the same territory, but with a clearer intent. All those lessons in self-mastery we've been struggling with? We're now ready to put into practice and roar forward Read more
So Mars dithering around on and off retrograde in Scorpio, pretty much ALL year so far (see here for more on this) has some of us a bit exhausted from brooding non-stop over sex/money/power trippy drama/purging old psychic crap/conquering compulsive addictive demons/self-mastering our libidos etc ...so when do we get to get on with it and have some fun with hot-blooded Mars in sexy Scorpio already dammit??? Ok that would be now! Read more
SAGITTARIUS BLUE MOON ROCKS ON-are we READY for THIS?? It's Solstice time, the turning of the year from the depths of winter/height of summer (depending where you live in the world), and that's always magical enough-and now (9.54pm July 20th AEST) we have a Blue Moon in rollicking Sag as well! Full Moons tend to bring up, reveal and allow us to release any emotional material we've been holding onto all month. So we had a go at expressing our fult-tilt restlessness, dont-give-a-fuq Read more
VENUS SHINES like the MOON in CANCER Love goddess Venus flows into Cancer at dawn tomorrow: 5.38am June 17th AEST. Venus in Gemini recently has been a bit of fun, game-on flirty repartee in love and dextrous multi-tasking in our creative endeavours which is fun and all. But it might be nice to bring our emotional, instinctual intelligence back to the fore, and navigate some lovely, sensitive, nurturing awareness for a while, now that Venus is shining in her dreamy lunar aspect... Read more..
This GEMINI NEW MOON works a CHARM New Moon in Gemini coming up, 12.59pm June 5th AEST. To the extent that New Moons are a rush of fresh energy, and a nice clean emotional reset for the month, it's lovely that this one is in airy, intelligent Gemini with Venus on board, and grounded by Saturn in it's opposite sign. Read more...
WE DANCE WITH DESTINY in JUNE June is here and the Scopes are Up. And it's a pretty amazing month... We have lucky Jupiter perfecting a conjunction with the magical Destiny Point, which has been brewing all year! We've been wanting to grab our fate with both hands, get our groove on properly and realise some meaningful, life-path accomplishments for for a while now; and June is our big chance to walk our talk on that... Read more
HOT KHALEESI OMG I want to be an unburnt Khaleesi when I grow up! ...was that Daenerys burning the Khalasar thing the BEST. SCENE. EVER on GOT or WHAT??? So now I can't decide whether I'm dying to use this image for the QUEEN OF WANDS (Queen of Fire) OR the STRENGTH card when I launch my Tarot App this year... Read more...
MARS IS BACK, SEXY as HELL in SCORPIO...this time we're gonna get it RIGHT Mars hit Scorpio from Jan 4th-March 9th this year, where he began to wake us up to our full, primal personal potential, and now he's back for a second bite of the apple from May 27th-August 2nd. Mars LOVES being in Scorpio, it's the ancient sign of his rulership (long story), and he aint forgotten it... Read more...
VENUS FASCINATES in GEMINI Venus rules love, relationships, beauty and art, and in Gemini we do it with a lighter, more mutable, cerebral touch. We're not taking things literally right now; we're playing around with future possibilities and delighting in the multi-faceted nature of personal interaction... Read more
LILITH FEELS RIGHT at HOME in SCORPIO Bitch goddess Lilith struts her stuff into Scorpio just after midnight tonight AEST- suitably on a wild spirited Full Moon in Sag; cue 9 months of hot-blooded, uncompromising, sexy empowerment coming up...Lilith is the original wild woman archetype, and by wild I mean that she exists on her own terms, happily WAY outside any social/patriarchal constructs of what the feminine principle 'should' be-she really, honestly couldn't give a fuq. Read more...
FULL MOON in SAGITTARIUS KICKS Full Moon in Sagittarius coming up, 7.14am May 22nd AEST. Full Moons are always a rising up of our emotional reality to the surface, and in Sag these feelings usually have to do with fult-tilt restlessness, dont-give-a-fuq lust for freedom, an extreme -almost violent disdain for rules and details, wanderlust and you know, the urge to buck off mundane responsibilities and go ride into the sunset/hitchhike down some lonesome highway etc instead...read more
JUPITER DIRECT -thank FUQ! Jupiter is back on track; and he is the god of good luck, good times, really, truly not giving a fuq about bourgeois crap, personal freedom at all costs, a positive, optimistic attitude no matter what, adventurous living, philosophical discourse that helps us to find meaning in it all and you know, booking a ticket to the nearest festival/tropical isl... Read more
BEAUTIFUL BULL MOON New Moon in Taurus, 5.29am AEST tomorrow, May 7th. New Moons are always a powerful rush of new energy with which to press the 'refresh' button on whatever's been going down lately, and step forward with freshly renewed clarity, intention and momentum in our lives. And in Taurus the energy is kinaesthetic! We can expect some pretty tangible developments if we stay focused in the next few days... Read more
VENUS is SUCH A LUSH in TAURUS Venus shimmies into Taurus 10.35am tomorrow, April 30th, AEST. And the love goddess LOVES this; where she gets right into the physical reality of her most lush, sensual, palpable appetite for pleasure and healthy, luxuriant comfortability in her own skin -and so do we. Read more...
GREAT, MERCURY RETRO AGAIN!? tomorrow, 3.19am AEST is Mercury retrograde in Taurus until May 22nd... The god of wit, ideas and breezy communication backwards in the most earthy, literal-minded sign of all? Read more...
MAY is when we PLAY OUR CARDS RIGHT I mean with every-bloody-planet retrograde this month it feels like 'aint nothing coming together anytime soon, it's all to bloody hard so why not fuq it all off and go randomly play poker with life/take some ridiculous risk/slack off/throw it all away on a whim cos where's all my perseverance getting me anyway?' Again, understandable but no no no. Read more...
Well it's one of those years when the gods are apparently calling the beautiful ones back home-for who knows what brilliant adventures amongst the stars... Vale Prince x I don't have much to add to all the heartfelt obituaries posted today; more that I have been struck how many people have been moved by Prince, in their formative years, to more fully express their wild creativity, sexual confidence and own their sense of 'difference' from whatever mainstream crap by his glorious read more
Full Moon in Scorpio coming up, 3.23pm April 22nd AEST. Full Moons tend to release any emotions that have been building up during the month, and especially the really pent up feelings can sometimes can come bursting through quite dramatically-hence the whole howling at the Full Moon thing. And the Scorpio Full Moon can be particularly volatile in this regard; it's like our annual big chance to get in touch with our real desires and primal emo truth- read more...
MARS in SAG PART 2: the RETROGRADE Wherever we have been banging away, recently, trying to force our biggest desires to come true already, Mars direct in gung-ho Sagittarius has been egging us on; if we only push harder, take more brazen risks -impress the gods with our sheer, fearless bravado we'll get what we want asap-surely!! And Sag is impatient, so boy do we rage and throw god-awful tantrums when we don't get it on time! Read more...
MEMO for LOVERS So it's not really the easiest time for love lately; there's too much personal-growth tension in the air to really flow with romantic good times, for many of us... There's Saturn square Neptune squashing delusions all over the place, and our most cherished illusions are so often the idealised, soul-matey romantic ones, yes? And Neptune loves a dreamy, completely unrealistic, complex soulmate scenario... Read more
NEW MOON CLARITY coming right UP New Moon in Aries, 9.23pm tomorrow, April 7th, AEST -and it's going to be a stunner! And it's worth making a note of the exact time of this one (as above), because we ideally schedule any bold or decisive moves/conversations/action after that time, and not a moment before. And here's why: Read more
Venus rocks into Aries 2.50am tomorrow, AEST, so we wake up with a new found spring in our step, creative mojo and sassy personal confidence. And she arrives just in time for a super-empowering, refreshing New Moon in Aries on April 7th; so the shift into the more vibrant, dynamic, confident energy of the Ram couldn’t be more decisive. Our values are about to shift toward bolshie self-expression, no matter what; and a healthy willfulness about changing our lives Read more...
APRIL REWARDS the BRAVE HEARTED April scopes are up, and it's a wild ride coming at us! The South Node/Chiron action is dredging up all kinds of ancient angst and dodgy, nostalgic emo trips; but pretty much everything else on the astro scape says stay strong by forging ahead already and courageously embracing the thrills and spills of the future! The stars are full of squares and oppositions which means challenge, tension and forced growth...which is good! Read more
ECLIPSORAMA, AGAIN Coming at us 11pm tonight, a Lunar Eclipse (aka hyperdrive Full Moon on crack) in Libra. Libra Moons tend to pick up on whatever we are currently feeling around romance, relationships generally, beauty and art. Do we have it, are we good at it, do we have the balance right etc -and this one is no exception. Read more...
MARS in SAGITTARIUS Part 1 Mars is currently taking a break from his extensive 2016 interlude in seething Scorpio to cut loose in adventurous, rollicking Sagittarius for a while... Sag is all about personal freedom, and will fight tooth and nail for that particular imperative; anybody who has ever tried to control a Sag type person's enthusiasm, or break their stride knows all about the fury of a caged animal .. Read more
Love goddess Venus just into dreamy Pisces, which Venus totally adores; Venus is officially exalted in Pisces, where she gets to swan around and unleash her full, mystically feminine, born-of-a-conch-shell, mysteriously glamorous allure ... Venus is strong here, and why not give her free reign to inspire, delight, enchant and turn us on? Read more
ECLIPSORAMA New Moon Solar Eclipse in Pisces today, 12.54pm AEDT. New Moons are always a blast of fresh new energy; a sort of turning away from the past and viewing future possibilities more clearly, and Eclipses are particualrly magical in this regard. And this one is extra interesting: It's in Pisces -feelings are wildly tidal, we are highly imaginative and magical manifestation is super powerful right now.
MARCH HOROSCOPES are UP It's a rollicking, dynamic month. with Randy, Action planet Mars into gallavanting Sagittarius. Jupiter and the Destiny Point still luring us toward our true life path, and Chiron on board healing any emo crap we need to ditch in order to get there. Jupiter in a lucrative trine with Pluto... read more
VENUS in AQUARIUS SASS Love Goddess Venus is now in Aquarius (from Feb 17th-March 12th), where we are enjoying a more liberated approach to love, mating, beauty and art. Venusian values tend to favour prerogatives like giddy romantic attraction, personal desirability, beauty and aesthetics, whilst Aquarius is possibly the most platonically inclined sign of all; tending to prioritise things like loyalty, friendship, intellectual compatability, high-end principles... Read more
When the Moon is full in gracious, perfectionist Virgo we all want to get busy nailing the details, control freaking the fuq out of everything and acheiving superhuman feats of awesome productivity WHILST swanning about with an air of immaculately groomed unruffled composure... Read more...
This AQUA ECLIPSE is TOTALLY HELPFUL We are under the rays of an Aquarius New Moon Eclipse today; exact 1.38 this morning AEDT so we have hopefully all woken up with a zingy, fresh new attitude this morning, and ready to keep the positive Qi flowing for the rest of the month... New Moons are always a blast of clean, clear new emotional perspective and especially an Eclipse; where we download powerful new cosmic possibilities... Read more...
VENUS does PLUTO Have you noticed the emotional temperature rising lately, and the frisson of whatever sexual tensions or creative/biz ambitions in our lives becoming insanely obvious/in need of addressing asap??? I predict a few tricky affairs are going to come to light this week, as will secret crushes /infatuations/deep loves that only need... Read more...
FEBRUARY will be MORE FUN February scopes are up. February is here, and promises to be more fun than whatever the fuq has been going down lately- I mean seriously, early Jan did get 2016 off to a rocky start, huh? And the thing is that all this electrical energy we've been dealing with is a necessary shake-up, to prepare us for the inevitable fact that 2016 is a massive, thrilling, scary, ready-or-not year of kick-ass change! Read more
VENUS is ALWAYS CLASSY in CAPRICORN The love goddess pulls herself together, polishes up her act and marches firmly into Capricorn from Jan 24th till mid Feb. Our values now lean toward a tougher work ethic, embracing our most unapolagetically pragmatic, lucrative ambitions and a bit of sexy, fiercely dignified self-control in all things. Read more
LEO FULL MOON ...are we gonna WALK our TALK or WHAT? Leo is all about living our passions boldly, from the heart, no matter what. So the rising tides of the Full Moon in Leo -exact 12.45pm, Jan 24th- make courageous, authentic living pretty much an emotional necessity at this point... Read more
DESTINY CALLING “Destiny is usually just around the corner. Like a thief, a hooker, or a lottery vendor: its three most common personifications. But what destiny does not do is home visits. You have to go for it.” ― Carlos Ruiz Zafón, The Shadow of the Wind Read more...
BEAUTIFUL BOWIE We're in Capricorn season, and an extraordinary Capricorn Man has just passed away... An artist of the highest order, a rebel and innovator, a cooler than cool inspiration...vale David Bowie. And yes, we can be heroes... thank you for reminding us David x
PLUTONIC NEW MOON New Moons are always a download of fierce, refreshed work ethic in Capricorn; and Pluto on board basically multiplies this times a million! Want to really get ahead, and realize some satisfying personal achievement in the coming month? Ok, how much gritty perseverence, and genuine, sustainable determination do you have up your sleeve? cos it's kinda time to get in touch with that! Read more...
THANK GOODNESS for MOON IN SAG How fuqing intense has this week been???? Everyone seems to be dealing with techie nightmares, hard-core emo shizz, and I think every client I've seen this week is in the midst of some heavy break-up/romance hell..Anyway thank goodness for these few days of Moon in Sag, to give us a little rising-above-it levity... Read more...
MERCURY RETRO is HERE These few days are often called the 'storm phase' of Mercury retrograde; and a great time to watch out for especially fraught mis-communication; Read more
SCORPING The Moon is in slithering Scorpio today, and hot on the heels of Mars newly in Scorpio... Intense much?? Read more...
MARS IS BACK, SEXY as HELL in SCORPIO...this time we're gonna get it RIGHT Mars hit Scorpio from Jan 4th-March 9th this year, where he began to wake us up to our full, primal personal potential, and now he's back for a second bite of the apple from May 27th-August 2nd. Mars LOVES being in Scorpio, it's the ancient sign of his rulership (long story), and he aint forgotten it! Read more...
URANUS & MERCURY are gonna MESS with your SWEET MIND Innovative Uranus is about our crazy-cool, fabulous big-picture schemes for 2016 and yes, we're full of them as Uranus turns direct for the New Year. But Mercury is the details of how we're going to make this shizz work... Read more
TIME to WAKE UP, it's 2016 and JANUARY HOROSCOPES are HERE! Happy 2016.... and welcome to the year we are all going to awaken and create a fresh, liberated new paradigm for ourselves... read more
VENUS is one WILD MAMA in SAGITTARIUS So Venus just can't wait to bust a move in freewheeling Sagittarius- from 5.16pm Dec 30th AEDT The feminine principle of Venus really claims her wild, Artemesian, wilderness, untamed I am woman hear me roar aspect in Sag. Venus rule values and the primary value of Sag is to be Free. And not just a little bit loose within the confines of a broader, oppressive regime but actually, no-compromise, captain of her own destiny... read more
HAPPY FESTIVUS FULL MOON Full Moon in Cancer coming up, and as you've no doubt already gathered it's exact at 10.11pm on Christmas Day AEDT. That would be coming up to peak Cancerian familial, comfort eating, communing-with-thy-tribe emo love fest OR discord just as we're all digesting the day's banquet, pouring yet another champers... read more
ROMANCE WTF So Venus is trine Neptune this week, exact today. This sort of thing is often associated with divine, kismet-kissed true romance, I mean Venus rules love and Neptune is all magical and soul-matey, so what could possibly go wrong?? Read more
A MOON to BREAK the RULES BY New Moon in Sagittarius, exact 9.29 tonight AEDT. I was going to say that Saggitarian energy is all about breaking the rules, but now that I think about it; real Saggies are more likely to swan around completely oblivious that there are any rules Read more
VENUS in SCORPIO DOESN'T GIVE a FUQ I've said this before, but it's worth noting that Venus is said to be in her 'detriment' in Scorpio. Is this because Venus is meant to be the ultimate sweety-pie, people pleasing 'girly' feminine archetype, and Scorpio is pure, raw, fuq-you sexual voraciousness -and those two things are meant to be mutually exclusive? read more
The WARRIOR & the BITCH GODDESS HOOK UP?? The raw masculine power of Mars is already having to polish up is act, stay classy and you know, control his more primal urges in luvvy Libra. And now he meets the original woman-on-top, queen Lilith herself. read more
Now The Full Moon reveals how we're really feeling about things; and Gemini is usually a pretty flighty, scatty and emotionally elusive energy re this read more
Need cheering up from the political/eco shit-storm happening around us? Here is the most exquisite poem from the always wonderful Rob Brezny... "This is a perfect moment. It's a perfect moment for many reasons, but especially because you and I are waking up from our sleepwalking, thumb-sucking, dumb-clucking collusion with the masters of delusion and destruction."" Thanks to them, from whom the painful blessings flow, we are waking up. read more
So macho Mars is now in elegant Libra, from 8.40am today(AEDT), until early January. Mars is considered to be in 'detriment' in Libra; basically because Mars is supposed to epitomize the masculine principle, and is potentially too poncy in girly-girl Libra. I mean Mars is supposed to charge around fighting battles and getting stuff done, and Libra is far to polite a sign to accommodate Mars' lust for conquest, right? read more
New Moon in Scorpio, 4.47am 12th Nov, AEDT. The New Moon is a rush of beautiful, clean new energy and in Scorpio the energy is about raw, limbic potency, our powers of personal regeneration and our sexily authentic connections with one another. So we wake up tomorrow morning feeling freshly determined, full of libidinous vitality, hungry like the wolf and ready to Embrace The Day in all it's throbbing, transformative potential. Grrrr. Read more
Venus in LIBRA is a BEAUTIFUL thing Love Goddess Venus has been recently loving it up with her lover Mars, and now she hits her stride in Libra, from Nov 9th. So Venus in in her element, and super potent right now: She is in one of the signs of her rulership. The Venusian imperative for beauty, romance and art reaches peak potency in Libra; our aesthetic sensibilities, relationship skills and beauty regime are all exquisitely right on this month... Read More
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Dios de la Muerte So I just had a bunch of kids yelling 'trick or treat' at our front door and I'm like 'what, when did this start happening in Australia??' Read more
November is TOTALLY LOVED UP! November scopes are up. And just in time for the lovely love action that is Venus conjunct Mars; exact from Nov 1st-3rd. Yes, the next 3 days are resonant with romantic promise, savvy partnership decisions, new/renewed passion and hot (in a classy way) hook ups. We are all sophisticated, genuine, beautiful lovers, friends and partners now...check your scopes to see which aspect of your life is currently love-blessed... Read More
we LOVE a COW MOON Full Moon in deliciously earthy Taurus tomorrow, exact 11.05pm Oct 27th. We have plenty of action in the other earth signs already; what with greedy Jupiter in Virgo triggering our bigger appetites via brooding Pluto in Capricorn. And Venus/Mars teasing us with some not-yet-resolved love story in perfectionist Virgo. Read more
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