

SPUNKY SCORPIO SUPERMOON
Full Moons are always a rising up of whatever feelings have been brewing all month, and Scorpio Moons, like the one exact 1.30pm April 27th AEST are notoriously the most volatile at the best of times... Because of course Scorpy emotions run deep, intense, uncompromising and are accompanied by consuming appetites-whether it's sex, love, caring intimacy or satisfying conflict we crave we won't be denied! This is gorgeous for empowering honesty about our desires, to be courageo


VENUS in TAURUS DATING
So with my series of trashy Venus dating posts I've been doing, to entertain us as dystopia rolls on, we have Venus in Taurus from April 15th-May 9th 2021; and if Venus in Taurus had a dating profile? Look I'm not gonna lie, its all about food & sex. I mean lol, I could begin with my deep & meaningful relationship goals, but frankly if we don't have good times in the bedroom & kitchen it's probably not going to work... I know Scorpio has the sex maniac reputation, but that's


RAM BAM, THANK YOU MAAM NEW MOON
New Moon in Aries, exact 12.30pm April 12th, AEST. New Moons are always a fresh emotional perspective, and in Aries we have a wonderfully honest relationship with our own feelings, which is great to know what we are on about. Also the fiery authenticity to hold our own with whoever we are dealing with -which would normally be kind of impatient, or even combative interpersonal dynamics to be honest. So how great is Venus bang on this moon, to bring a lovely mutual understandin


VENUS in ARIES DATING
So with my series of trashy Venus dating posts I've been doing, to entertain us as dystopia rolls on, we have Venus in Aries from March 22nd-April 15th 2021; and if Venus in Aries had a dating profile? Ok so I've been happy flying solo recently (I'm good at single independence), especially with the world going crazy I haven't had the patience for the weirdos out there. But you know, with Venus in my sign on caring Ceres I feel like some good loving -so here goes. I am a sexy


APRIL VIBES
So April is here, its been a weird year already & only getting weirder so might as well get on with it... The background astro here is Saturn square Uranus, for the tension between disciplined self control & a fully rebellious attitude to authority or personal limitations that have been restricting our growth thus far... We are so excited about fab, weird & wonderful opportunities to explore radical new experiences in life -it's time to evolve ready or not, thank you sparky U


PISCES HOROSCOPE for APRIL 2021
PISCES/PISCES RISING The background astro this month is Saturn square Uranus -the tension between personal discipline & exciting, game-changing personal growth. Which for you is Uranus in your communication sector, to buzz around networking, sharing fabulously radical schemes & dreams with cool weirdos who get your own cosmic, weirdo genius & hanging with your crew just for fun. And as much as you love the intellectual stimulation here the busy, mental multitasking can be kin


AQUARIUS HOROSCOPE for APRIL 2021
AQUARIUS/AQUARIUS RISING So Saturn in your sign, square Uranus in your personal sector is the key pressure-cooker astro this month: On one hand you are trying so hard to keep it together right now, with Saturn on your case to be a disciplined success machine and function in straight society, because respectable, polished reputation matters. Even if you have to buckle down under pressure & goddamn work for it! On the other hand, Jupiter in your sign & your ruler Uranus square


CAPRICORN HOROSCOPE for APRIL 2021
CAPRICORN/CAPRICORN RISING So restless Uranus in your play sector just wants to have fun with life-embracing cool, innovative creative scenarios and having a good time with weird & wonderful people –just because its time to embrace the unknown a bit for juicy personal growth right? But also square your ruler Saturn in your earning sector, drilling down on conservative values like a steady income & personal security in these fluctuating times. Yes and normally you would be lea


SAGITTARIUS HOROSCOPE for APRIL 2021
SAGITTARIUS/SAGITTARIUS RISING So Uranus is still churning up your work sector, requiring such alacrity to keep up with rapidly evolving professional circumstance. And keep your cool, some kind of physical wellbeing & work/life balance whilst you juggle various gigs/weird opportunities you are madly trying to hustle. And square Saturn means you need to keep your arrow aimed straight, toward the plans & intentions you’ve been valiantly trying to manifest for the last few years


SCORPIO HOROSCOPE for APRIL 2021
SCORPIO/SCORPIO RISING So Uranus in your love sector wants crazy romantic thrills to turn you on, which is right up your alley of course. Especially Mars on the Destiny Point in your sex sector recently, a magnetic passion could be coming at you fast. But also you need to space to breathe, because you’re not into being pinned down by anyone’s tedious expectations at this point. Same goes for relationships generally, you are willing to give the people you care about unconditio