

GET IN THE CAR, MAY is HERE & WE'VE GOT WEIRD SHIT to DO...
May is here, the scopes are up and guess what? It's Eclipse season! The New Moon of May 1st is a Partial Solar Eclipse, and the Full Moon of the 16th is a Total Lunar Eclipse-both with radical Uranus & the Destiny Point involved. And Mars/Neptune, for spooky instincts about how to navigate magical new possibilities. It's fairly clear after the weird last few years, we are in very strange times indeed, and doesn't seem to be getting normal anytime soon. So we are getting our h


ARIES HOROSCOPE for MAY 2022
ARIES/ARIES ASCENDANT Yay, how exciting is lucky Jupiter in your sign from May 11th -a whole year ahead of living large! I mean Jupiter in your soul sector for the past year, dancing with magical Neptune recently, has been a lovely chance to take sanctuary from the crazy world, that you would normally be charging around in taking control; and look within for a sense of meaning & personal/spiritual purpose. Especially with healer Chiron in your sign, you are more inclined than


PISCES HOROSCOPE for MAY 2022
PISCES/PISCES ASCENDANT The New Moon of May 1st is a Partial Solar Eclipse in your ideas sector, to stimulate a fresh way of thinking & communicating your beautiful truth. And by stimulating I mean conjunct radical Uranus, to really spark that wild & wonderful creative imagination and magically intuitive mind of yours. Such an inspiring vibe to begin the month… Especially with lucky Jupiter, finishing up a year in your sign with an exact, divine conjunction with Venus and you


AQUARIUS HOROSCOPE for MAY 2022
AQUARIUS/AQUARIUS ASCENDANT Eclipse season this month involves the ideal work/life balance, between your brilliant career & a happy home: The New Moon of May 1st is a partial Solar Eclipse in your domestic sector. The kind of bright clarity this represents, about the home & family life you crave is intensified by radical Uranus & the Destiny Point involved. As in your idea of domestic bliss is maybe not so much stability just for the sake of it right now; as place to support


CAPRICORN HOROSCOPE for MAY 2022
CAPRICORN/CAPRICORN ASCENDANT The New Moon of May 1st is a Partial Solar Eclipse, to get the month cracking in your 5th house of fun & talented self-expression: -with radical Uranus and the Destiny Point of future potential involved, you are way more brazen than usual; about getting out of your comfort zone and being a force for change in the world. I mean this may surprise certain peeps given your usual, conservative reputation? But gosh it’s a blast to have a good time with


SAGITTARIUS HOROSCOPE for MAY 2022
SAGITTARIUS/SAGITTARIUS ASCENDANT Yay, it’s all about your ruler, lucky Jupiter switching signs this month-in such an energising way… I mean Jupiter in your domestic/family sector, on and off for the last year has been positive, mutually caring connection at home. But also you’re restless, and Neptune/Mars involved recently a lot of sensitive emo to deal with. So constant demands from your fam/loved ones -that no matter how much you adore them have been frankly doing your he


SCORPIO HOROSCOPE for MAY 2022
SCORPIO/SCORPIO ASCENDANT The month begins with a cracker New Moon, May 1st in your love/partner sector, so for the purpose of mating season let’s talk about that: Is conjunct radical Uranus, so any love action coming up with fresh attitude from your lover or crazy new attractions rocking your world -are likely to be wildly game-changing & unexpected. This is all about emotional growth. Maybe relationships ending/beginning/renewing themselves. I mean the thrill of new romance


LIBRA HOROSCOPE for MAY 2022
LIBRA/LIBRA ASCENDANT The New Moon of May 1st, in your sex/intimacy sector begins the month with a focus on your most personal connections. Which as such a relationship oriented sign you’re a natural at, but gosh this one is a cracker: It’s on Uranus for radical authenticity in love; which includes releasing any fixed expectations, and more emotional oxygen to allow one another as much space as possible to do your own thing, in between loving each other more freely. Or deali


VIRGO HOROSCOPE for MAY 2022
VIRGO/VIRGO ASCENDANT The New Moon of May 1st awakens your expansive adventure sector, which is always a buzz. And this one conjunct radical Uranus, with the Destiny Point involved AND a Partial Solar Eclipse, for a really exciting sense of chasing your wildest dreams with emotional clarity. Whether getting outside your comfort zone via travel, hanging out somewhere different or crazy stimulating new educational/vocational pursuits; you are not just randomly seeking distracti


LEO HOROSCOPE for MAY 2022
LEO/LEO ASCENDANT The New Moon of May 1st is such a professionally inspiring way to begin the month: It’s a Partial Solar Eclipse, conjunct Uranus half way through several years of electrifying your biz sector AND the Destiny Point involved; to awaken quite a profound sense of vocational purpose, actually. This is like the proverbial light-bulb moment, to get excited about opportunities to work towards success that feel genuinely meaningful. Especially as this Moon syncs mon