DECEMBER TEASES our DESIRES
December horoscopes are up, and it's kind of a tease... Mars in Gemini still retrograde, till late Jan has us in dark horse mode; quietly...
NOVEMBER ROAD MAP
November is here, and the scopes are up. The main theme here is Mars, in the middle of a rare, extended tour of Gemini this year...
DIVING into OCTOBER LIKE...
October is here and the scopes are up, to guide us through a strange, inspiring yet frustrating transitional month: The month begins with...
GET IN THE CAR, MAY is HERE & WE'VE GOT WEIRD SHIT to DO...
May is here, the scopes are up and guess what? It's Eclipse season! The New Moon of May 1st is a Partial Solar Eclipse, and the Full Moon...
MARCH CONNECTION SCOPES
So the March horoscopes are up -and it feels quite positive, actually. I've been talking for a while about Venus & Mars in a very rare,...
FEBRUARY, MATING SEASON HOROSCOPES
February is here, and the scopes are up as we get a handle on how 2022 is unfolding... And the big astro news, this month is Venus &...
HAPPY NEW YEAR HOROSCOPES
Well hello 2022 ...looking forward to positive new energy, to slay the nonsense of the last few years, wake the fuq up and move on...
NOVEMBER has ATTITUDE
So it's Scorpio season, and the November scopes are up for badass attitude to get on with it: Nov 1st has Mars entering Scorpio; to begin...
AUGUST HOROSCOPES for WEIRD TIMES
August is here and the scopes are up. It's Leo season, where we usually strut around showing off and have fun with the grander, more...
JULY BALANCING ACT
July is here & the horoscopes are up, as we pass the mid year solstice and direct ourselves into the second half of yet another weird...