
GET IN THE CAR, MAY is HERE & WE'VE GOT WEIRD SHIT to DO...
May is here, the scopes are up and guess what? It's Eclipse season! The New Moon of May 1st is a Partial Solar Eclipse, and the Full Moon...

MARCH CONNECTION SCOPES
So the March horoscopes are up -and it feels quite positive, actually. I've been talking for a while about Venus & Mars in a very rare,...

FEBRUARY, MATING SEASON HOROSCOPES
February is here, and the scopes are up as we get a handle on how 2022 is unfolding... And the big astro news, this month is Venus &...

HAPPY NEW YEAR HOROSCOPES
Well hello 2022 ...looking forward to positive new energy, to slay the nonsense of the last few years, wake the fuq up and move on...

NOVEMBER has ATTITUDE
So it's Scorpio season, and the November scopes are up for badass attitude to get on with it: Nov 1st has Mars entering Scorpio; to begin...

AUGUST HOROSCOPES for WEIRD TIMES
August is here and the scopes are up. It's Leo season, where we usually strut around showing off and have fun with the grander, more...

JULY BALANCING ACT
July is here & the horoscopes are up, as we pass the mid year solstice and direct ourselves into the second half of yet another weird...

MAGICAL MAY is ON
May is here, the scopes are up... and it looks pretty cool! So May/Taurus season is usually dominated by comfy indolence, indulgent...

APRIL VIBES
So April is here, its been a weird year already & only getting weirder so might as well get on with it... The background astro here is...

AUGUST 2020 -WHERE TO NEXT?
August is here, we're rolling into the second half of the surreal trip that is 2020, and the scopes are up for a bit of astro insight......