VIRGO HOROSCOPE for OCTOBER 2026

VIRGO/VIRGO ASCENDANT

So is all about your 3^rd house, of ideas & communication, where your perfectionist mind is always busy trying to express your precise genius, as effectively as possible. I mean even at the best of times can try your finely calibrated nervous system, to handle the tendency towards anxiety that your busy mind tends to generate. Let alone handle the conversations with anyone struggling to keep up, with your precisely calibrated point of view-can’t they just get you’ve been correct all along; lol??

Which I point out as Venus turns retrograde in your 3^rd house from October 4^th. Then conjunct your clever ruler Mercury direct, Oct 7^th. Then Venus retro back into your 2^nd house of self appointed values, from Oct 26^th, just as Mercury also turns retrograde, in your 3^rd house.

So gah, is this month going to do your head in, realising you have to interrogate every little belief system you thought you had sorted? Let alone weird misunderstandings in key conversations going on, where you frankly find any obtuse idiots, being difficult more tedious than ever?

Yes ok. But what if this is a valuable chance, to enjoy the luxury of chilling the fuq out about it. Maybe you don’t always have to be right and neither do your dumbass detractors, know what I mean? Even better maybe being on a learning curve is intellectually stimulating, in a good way. And the pleasure of conversing with equally curious, intelligent folk who are willing to thrash out ideas-keeps everyone on their toes in a good way! Thus do you choose to enjoy the fresh perspectives, coming at you this month.

Including Mars joining Jupiter in your 12^th, soul sector as Oct begins. Where you realise that spiritual & creative inspiration is not just an abstract thing. More so the inner radiance, that springs from courageous alignment with your inner, self awareness & cosmic guidance is so profoundly energising-hooking you into the collective astro, going on around you this month:

So after a truly tempestuous period of change in recent months, October is a welcome respite, of relatively calm astro weather. With so many planets retrograde, we get to take stock, integrate lessons learned and take the time, to orient ourselves towards the new chapter of promising new possibilities-we are preparing to explore in coming years.

What with Pluto, Neptune/Saturn and Uranus now settled in harmonious aspect with one another. We are all coming to terms with an easier flow, to carry us forward. Bless, I love this for us!

For Virgo, is all about Mars in your 12^th house opposite Pluto & Destiny Point in your natural habitat-the practical 6^th house. To the extent you are motivated by meaningful dreams, creative schemes & personal growth, the capacity to magically manifest about it, in real life. Empowering daily habits, to do with a regenerative health regime and sexy work ethic, are properly transformative right now. As you magically manifest your desires in tangible terms, no one else knows how the fuq you do it-but you know the gritty determination involved, in your own sweet time right?

Uranus in your brilliant career sector helps, to be supremely open minded and flexible, about innovative new ways to thrive professionally.

Neptune, Saturn & Chiron in your 8^th house. For the subtle discernment you do so well-about unconditional love, vulnerable intimacy & financial/biz negotiations with the people you trust to be inextricably entangled with, just as you have crystal clear boundaries with any weirdos, taking your empathy for granted. The Virgo capacity to connect deeply is so profoundly healing right now-also just as no-nonsense, taking no crap as usual! This kind of emotional intelligence, to love wisely is kind of your superpower right now.