SCORPIO HOROSCOPE for MARCH 2026

SCORPIO/SCORPIO ASCENDANT

So with your ruler Pluto, throbbing away in your 4^th house for the next 20 years-you lowkey get that transforming your domestic & family dynamics, is the new normal. And your old skool ruler Mars, joining Pluto for the last 6 weeks has maybe been a bit intense, dealing with any immediate decisions or dramas, about this? Which I point out as it might be a relief, to have Mars out of your 4^th, as March begins-to release any pressure cooker domestic scenarios, that have been on your case lately. Thank fuq for that!

And even better, the fabulousness that is Mars charging into your 5^th house of creative talent, shiny confidence about self expression and life affirming play, from March 2^nd. I mean as a sign who do admit, can be so fuqing brooding & intense about everything-is lovely, to give yourself permission to have good old fashioned fun!

Especially as Mars joins a brilliant stellium of Destiny Point, Sun, Mercury & Venus, in your 5^th house. Activated by the Full Moon/Total Lunar Eclipse of March 3^rd, in your social sector. So to the degree you are motivated by the most phenomenal creative genius right now? Totally turned on by the discipline, to finesse the creative process. Mercury retrograde here is actually quite helpful, to actually enjoy getting the details right. Which has you wonderfully self assured, about a bit of shameless self promotion, to uncharacteristically get out there and show the hell off about it!

And to the degree your natural charisma is so much more radiant, feeling

uncharacteristically extroverted, socially. More so than your usual magnetism-lurking in introvert mode, daring anyone brave enough to come close to you, lol. Suddenly you are out & about, actually enjoying the buzz of being a gorgeous social butterfly-who would have thought?

So your dear friends & community adore you right now. Partly because you are showing up with the courage of your convictions, in full integrity-as usual. Maybe certain networking opportunities work a treat, if hustling your creative endeavours? And you are such fun to hang out with! Having  a good time with your crew is suddenly such a buzz, to fill your cup emotionally.

Also the Scorpio love life. Venus in your 5^th house for this Eclipse, brings delightfully playful, sweet romance. Sextile Uranus in your love/partner sector. So if already in love/committed-making quality time together just for fun, maybe getting out & about as a couple renews the chemistry, between you? Or if single/on the prowl-I tell you what, your flirty wiles on the social scene work a treat. Maybe luring someone game changing, into your romantic orbit?

Meanwhile Venus into your practical 6^th house, from March 7^th is a really big deal. Joining the rare, spectacular Saturn/Neptune conjunction in your 6^th house. Where Ceres & Chiron have been conjunct for a while.

So to the degree you have been cultivating genuinely healthy habits, in your daily life-have a pretty good handle on holistic wellbeing and productive work ethic. In a way that gently empowers a real sense of creating your own reality, just by right action in every little daily decision, that nurtures your intentions-rather than lowkey self sabotage, because lack of self belief etc. Know what I mean?

So Saturn/Neptune turning up, brings into sharp contrast the difference -between hardcore discipline about purely materialistic goals, with skeptical indifference to your dreams, and visionary dreams you want to magically manifest, without the constraints of tedious, material limitations. Perfect timing for Venus in the mix, to inspire creative, harmonious magical realism. Sustainable commitment, to coaxing your most idealistic lifestyle & professional aspirations-into real life outcomes.

Better to appreciate the New Moon of March 19^th, supporting Mercury direct in your 5^th house, from the 22^nd. Next level clarity & confidence, about the natural talent you are wrangling into success machine strategies, on the day job-is a force of nature kind of vibe!

Image: Raquel Zimmermann by Mario Sorrenti, for Vogue Paris