October 31, 2019

So November is here & the horoscopes are up -and omg it's gonna be liberating as fuq! 

For the scopes this month I have focused on the Saturn/Pluto conjunction, which has got us challenging our security issues big time. As in Saturn loves stability & solid future plans -but Pluto basically wants to burn it all down & start fresh with a raw, primal, regenerative new attitude to life. It's kind of ready or not personal transformation from the ground up folks.

Especially with Uranus in Taurus smashing any defunct structures in our life, to inspire us with wild new possibilities instead. And to the extent Jupiter in...

October 31, 2019


So November begins with Mercury retrograde in Scorpio, and you’re immediately alert to the quality of your thoughts & how you express them this month.

Because the potential to headfuq yourself with unnecessary self-doubt & the crappy communication that springs from that is a thing… so you get that it’s better to avoid the drama and keep it sweet instead. It’s ok to question everything/transform the Scorpio paradigm as long as you keep the new insights positive, and mind your language in the world to keep the flow of ideas constructive…

Especially with Saturn/Pluto saying the impact of your belie...

October 31, 2019


So November kicks of with Venus in your sign, which is nicely auspicious for a beautiful, dolce vita month ahead.

I mean with your ruler Jupiter backwards & forwards in your sign recently you’ve been wondering whether lady luck is on your side or what -veering between your wildest dreams coming true & WTF type delays doing your head in much?? Yeah it’s been a trip, but with Jupiter now direct & Venus onside you’re like ‘fuq it, I’m going to shine with radiant gorgeousness, talent & charisma no matter what –look out world I’m ready to rock’.

Because you’re the sign most likely...

October 31, 2019


You’ve got to love your ruler Saturn & sexy Pluto hooking up in your sign right now, to dig deep & come to terms with just how powerful you can be. I mean everyone else is freaking out about the hard yakka personal growth going on here; but even though you’re feeling it harder than most you are so fuqing turned on by the sheer determination to thrive it’s awakening in you –this is like your natural state!

So Saturn being your ruling planet is honing the naturally fierce Cappy discipline & pragmatic nous to next level lean, mean effectiveness. And Pluto says ok, let’s strip back any illu...

October 31, 2019


So Saturn/Pluto in your soul sector right now is pretty revealing about the inner Aquarius psychic landscape huh? I tell you what any deep, dark personal issues you’ve been carrying around (and lets face it we’ve all got them) are about to be blown out of the water! …Um it’s the season to drain the swamp much?  

This is primo astro for revealing & facing your demons with the most powerful, gutsy courage you’ve felt for years. I mean it might be confronting, but so worth it-because if you’re ever going to transform the Aqua paradigm on the deepest level & rise up singing with a shiny, renewed...

October 31, 2019


So with lucky Jupiter nearly finishing a year in your biz sector you’re aware of how far you’ve come, chasing your most expansive career aspirations & maximum freedom to work on your own terms when, where & how you want. Excellent & Venus in your biz sector from the 3rd sets you up nicely, for a fully confident professional month to that end:

You’ve got the sheer talent to shine at whatever you do- I mean fuq faking it till you make it you’re OWNING your innate brilliance right now, and fully onto whatever shameless self-promotion is going to broadcast it to the world. Including you get t...

October 31, 2019


So Saturn/Pluto are hell bent on full scale transformation of the Aries career paradigm right now, and you might as well get with the programme because this game changing astro is gathering momentum ready or not!

It’s like on minute you’ve been considering tweaking your professional plan a little/maybe considering a possible new gig & the next minute you’re in full demolition mode with the ruins of all your old ambitions crumbling away. I mean you’re not ditching the innate talent you’ve been cultivating all this time; just dragging it kicking & screaming into a whole new stage of your life -and re...

October 31, 2019


So how you going with the unstoppable force meets the immovable object situation going on right now? The unstoppable force for change being Uranus in Taurus blowing a gale of crazy, unexpected new circumstances through your life & suggesting you adapt asap …and the immovable object, of course, being you!

I think we’ve established that the famous Taurean obstinacy & mulish devotion to the status quo is a bit of a cliché but still; you may be having a go at just how intractable you can be when you’re being forced out of your comfort zone, and you choose to dig your heels in & try to resist? And Ura...

October 31, 2019


I’m not sure you’re ready for Pluto/Saturn in your deep dark 8th house, but it’s coming anyway so let’s figure it out:

I mean not to take a cheap shot at the cliché of Gemini being some kind of shallow bimbo –you’re way more complex & interesting than that, but (no offence) your emotional concentration span does occasionally leave something to be desired hmmm...  

As in you are the most delightful, fascinating, enigmatic creature to connect with, but when it all gets too heavy your eye kind of wanders toward the nearest escape route? Maybe not so much fear of commitment (you adore being in a relat...

October 31, 2019


So Saturn/Pluto brewing a volatile vibe in your love sector could feel a little ominous; as in you sense you’ve got to dig a little deeper to work though any relationship issues and it could reveal a motherlode of previously unresolved crap/force the issue on stuff you’d rather avoid? And yeah you’re probably right...

But also this could be the most brilliant, sexy, positively life affirming opportunity to renew the commitment on more authentic grounds huh? It’s so timely to get your connections wonderfully clear & anyway it’s coming, ready or not!

Especially with Mars in your home sector square P...

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