January 29, 2016

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February scopes are up.


February is here, and promises to be more fun than whatever the fuq has been going down lately- I mean seriously, early Jan did get 2016 off to a rocky start, huh? I'm not sure if I can recall a single client from Jan who wasn't dealing with some treacherous break-up or headfuq hot/cold nutty 'lover'. And don't get me started on my own ridiculous techno/computer dramas, including TWO months of solid writing apparently down the drain...grrr.


But the fuqery of Mercury retrograde with a seething Pluto chaser is soon behind us, and we can get...

January 28, 2016




The Jupiter/Destiny Point action in your love sector is buzzing away nicely, and reminding you of the power of fate and free will.


 There are some things in romance we can’t control… namely other people, lol! We can’t control our loved ones’ intrinsic nature or behaviour –not really, and rarely healthfully.


And we can’t control the fate aspect of when and with whom crazy romantic chemistry strikes. So we learn to flow graciously with the destinal movement of significant others in and out of our lives, and use our free will to play the romantic hand we’re dealt with maximum integrity and good-h...

January 28, 2016





Mars, your ruling planet, is activating your sex/intimacy/money/biz sector until August. So you might as well strap yourself in for a full-tilt, wild ride for quite a while yet…


You’re not scared to chase up whatever turns you on right now. It could be pursuing a (scary) hot love scenario. It could be rocking some biz/shared resources thing that it allows you to move forward on your own financial terms. It could be a psychological shift, where you internalise your own locus of power re any tricky, ongoing power trippy scenes in your life.


It’s about claiming what’s yours, but also in a way that...

January 28, 2016




“…and I pace around hungry, sniffing the twilight, 
hunting for you, for your hot heart, 
Like a puma…
” Pablo Neruda 


Randy Mars is parked in your love sector for another 6 months, so you have quite a lot of energy directed toward partnership, actually. So how are you going to direct this libidinous force?

  1. You are pair bonded and you realize how much of an awesome team you are; you join forces and go conquer the world together re some cool shared vision.

  2. You are in love/lust, and not scared to fully give chase in order to make this thing happen. You are fearlessly ardent and passionate...

January 28, 2016




“You be you and I'll be me, today and today and today, and let's trust the future to tomorrow. Let the stars keep track of us. Let us ride our own orbits and trust that they will meet. May our reunion be not a finding but a sweet collision of destinies!”  Jerry Spinelli


It seems that getting your love life as sane, emotionally intelligent and stable as possible right now is the best way to make space for the cool inspiration, and crazy possibilities presenting themselves re the Gemini career.

So Saturn in your partnership sector/Neptune in your biz sector is either:

  1. You’re genuinely in love,...

January 28, 2016




If you can get the day-job scenario right, as a kind of functional base of operations, you’re way more likely to score the freedom to travel/ pursue academic goals/live a life of adventure at some point in the foreseeable future. Or put another way, if you’re willing to focus upon cultivating some real international/adventurous/travel/academia/visionary goals; you’re so much more likely to savvy the right attitude to a day-job scenario that serves those very needs.


 It’s about the notion of doing something you love & never having to work another day in your life. Neptune says dream big & Satur...

January 28, 2016




I’m guessing that your mind has been wandering to matters fiscal recently, where you’ve been pondering future earning schemes that could change your life and/or how to finance whatever life-changing scheme is currently unfolding in your world.


“Destiny is usually just around the corner. Like a thief, a hooker, or a lottery vendor: its three most common personifications. But what destiny does not do is home visits. You have to go for it.”  Carlos Ruiz Zafón


Money matters right now. Not because money actually matters in of itself, on a spiritual level (obviously), but because Destiny is calling you to...

January 28, 2016




"Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun.
Shine on you crazy diamond." 
Pink Floyd


I bet you’re feeling more excited than usual about being you right now. Like you’re totally plugged into a sense of your own destinal path, and a willingness to take a risk on being your best self no matter what, and you like it!


This is all about lucky, expansive, positive Jupiter conjunct the Destiny Point recently in your sign, and it’s such a beautiful thing. Your instincts about who you are in the world and what you came here to do (same thing) are so wonderfully clear.  


Between now and June all...

January 28, 2016




The month begins with a flare up of bitch goddess Lilith in your sign challenging anarchic Uranus in your sector of love, partnership and other people. This could be hot and/or could be trouble.

You: Respect my values, let me be me and for fuqs sake stop telling me what to do! But if you get on board with my wild ways, and appreciate the stuff I’m passionate about we can have a real good time together…


Everyone else: I’m not reliable, predictable or pin-down able, and no, I won’t enable any of your safe assumptions about relationship. But if you can get on board with that, I’ll rock your world in...

January 28, 2016




“He contained, even at an early age, a stirring and the desire to stir.”

-Patti Smith, on the very Scorpionic Robert Mapplethorpe.


So Mars has officially settled into Scorpio, and you’re getting a handle on all that crazy, lustful vitality currently throbbing through your veins.


Your desire nature is even more powerful than usual right now (and that really is saying something), so you want what you want and you want it bad. And you’re ready to hustle your sweet patootie off to get it, if you know what I mean. Don’t forget that that this thing goes until August, so what you want to pace your e...

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