December 30, 2015


Happy 2016....  and welcome to the year we are all going to awaken and create a fresh, liberated new paradigm for ourselves... 




And to get us started, the January horoscopes for every sign are up here.


January is a cracker, with:


1. Revolutionary Uranus newly direct; we are fighting fit and ready to totally fuq with the dominant paradigm -in a positive, life affirming way, of course...


2. As if Uranus isn't arcing us up enough, the rebel god is also in heated sync with bitch goddess Lilith. So we are just simply taking no shizz when it comes to asserting our truth, challenging ourselves to greater...

December 29, 2015

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So Venus just can't wait to bust a move in freewheeling Sagittarius- from 5.16pm Dec 30th AEDT- Jan 25th. 


The feminine principle of Venus really claims her wild, Artemesian, wilderness, untamed I am woman hear me roar  aspect in Sag. 


Venus is about values, and the primary value of Sag is to be Free. And not just a little bit loose within the confines of a broader, opressive regime but actually, no-compromise, captain of her own destiny, riding into the sunset, unbridled wild-animal Freedom. And for Venus this means taking no shizz from any lingering partriarchal crap that seeks...

December 23, 2015


Full Moon in Cancer coming up, and as you've no doubt already gathered it's exact at 10.11pm on Christmas Day AEDT.


That would be coming up to peak Cancerian familial, comfort eating, communing-with-thy-tribe emo love fest OR discord just as we're all digesting the day's banquet, pouring yet another champers and trying to bite our tongue re some tedious family dynamic crap OR blissfully bonding, in the loving bosom of our family/favorite loved ones gathered together OR scrambling around trying to keep everyone fed and not fuq up the sauce for christmas pudding whilst keeping the kids entertained and topping up the...

December 21, 2015




So Neptune (your mystical ruler) in your sign is going to be squaring tough-assed Saturn in your biz sector for a while now (till November, to be exact).


So what you are doing is cultivating a healthy relationship between:


1. Your own peculiar brand of personal magic/creative fluidity/un-pindownable, shimmering glamour/otherworldly mysticism and

2. The solid, material realities of your vocational life and the wordly biz environment in which it is happening.


This is such an exceptional opportunity to identify the right niche in the so-called ‘practical’ world in which to shine your light, find f...

December 21, 2015




Not that you ever have, but you’re really averse to thinking in small, limiting, bourgeois or petty terms right now. I mean you’ve always been a kook and a visionary –an intellectual maverick in a field of sheeple, but now you’re ready to really think big about your life...


Uranus, your ruling planet, is awakening so many new possibilities right now; your brain is like a fertile field ready for new neural pathways, and new, life affirming attitudes and beliefs that you just know are going to serve you better for the rest of 2016. And Lilith is egging you on to fearlessly apply these concep...

December 21, 2015



The Capricorn New Moon of the 10th sets up many of the themes for the rest of January, and indeed the rest of 2016:

  1. This Moon is on Pluto, so it’s awakening a primal kind of lust for life in you; you intend to thrive, and you’re fine if that means transforming any grotty/limiting habits and obsessions from last year into more productive psychic material. To the extent that you’re tapping into a fierce drive within yourself, early month, but can’t quite articulate to yourself what you want to do with it -what with Mercury retrograde in your sign? When Mercury turns direct on Pluto from...

December 21, 2015




Ok so we need to talk about the Sagittarian career.


The thing is that Saturn in your sign is fully in play right now, and as you’ve probably already figured out this is not swanning about being your normal boho, devil-may-care, wild-child astro. Nuh-uh.


No doubt you have already had some authority figure, or scenario in your life lecturing you to grow the fuq up in recent times, and you’ve already done the whole foot stamping I don’t wanna grow up thing in response, lol. Did this work? No, because there is something deep in your soul that is so ready to step up and take your integral...

December 20, 2015




In case you’re wondering about that limbic, restless, primal, exhilarating surge of energy suddenly bursting forth from your very core? That’s Mars, your ancient patron planet, rocking your sign from Jan 4th until August!


Mars is a primeval life force that drives us forward to grab life by the throat, embrace every experience fully/ fuq passionately/fight for our rights/conquer/achieve/better ourselves at every opportunity, and generally have a good time being alive. You love this! And in return Mars loves you right back…


So the first half of 2016 is basically fabulous, unstoppable, life-aff...

December 20, 2015




Bitch goddess Lilith is in your sign, and you are totally not taking any shizz from anybody right now.


So you have Uranus razzing your love life, and it’s oh so easy to get caught up in some volatile, emotionally de-stabilising crap that potentially distracts you from your true essence…


But it’s not meant to play out like that - this is really an opportunity to clarify your core connections with some honest, unsentimental self-awareness: If you’re in love (no matter how wacky) own it, embrace it and take a risk on your beautiful true feelings. But if some crush/entanglement is not so much love a...

December 20, 2015



The really big astro coming up is lucky Jupiter on the magical Destiny Point, it’s all about grabbing a hold of abundant, expansive future possibilities and guess what? It’s happening in your sign!


So yes, you may have Chiron triggering certain ancient love wounds, where you realize old romantic pain belongs in the past (obviously); and you release that shizz by simply bringing a more positive, current, healthy attitude to any lover on the scene right now, or embracing your currently liberating single status. You realize there’s no point dragging old emotional demons into the Virgo happiness of t...

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