SENSATIONAL PSYCHIC READINGS, TAROT & HOROSCOPES

So coming out of a Taurus New Moon (exact 12.25pm April 23rd, AEST), are we building a nice, fresh sense of how to align ourselves with some kind of healthy inner stability -what with the crazy, unpredictable times we are living through & all? New Moons are always a fresh perspective, and in Taurus it's usually around our physical wellbeing, comfort & material security. But it's bang on top of Uranus who couldn't care less about security & would much rather push us into fast

Libra Full Moon, exact 12.34pm April 8th, AEST to hopefully take the edge off the collective atmosphere with a bit of luvvy-duvvy sweetness. Full Moons are always a rising up of whatever feelings have been brewing all month -and boy have we had a lot going on to be triggered by! Especially as Libra rules our relationship dynamics & desire for harmonious connection, at a time when social distancing etc has put an emphasis, and potential strain on our human interactions -thank

So April is here and What the Actual Fuq right??? Actually because I always write the horoscopes in advance, I started April scopes before full overnight madness burst upon us; so because I did the first few signs in the context of relatively normal life -as I went along I kind of tried to keep the tone even whilst inevitably adding references to the strange times we are in...unfolding as we speak... And also the scopes are up late because you know, life has been weird & all.

PISCES/PISCES RISNG Mars/Saturn in your secret soul sector from the 1st has you shutting down, looking within & doing due diligence on your inner spiritual discipline/yoga/personal development etc. So yes, you’re kind of digging the whole introvert thing going on right now. But also Jupiter/Pluto from the 1st has you busting to do exuberant socialising; to hook into the group zeitgeist that is transforming our collective consciousness, hopefully for the better from your- curr

AQUARIUS/AQUARIUS RISING So with Saturn/Pluto in your soul sector lately’ you’ve been doing so much inner work, retreating from the world with a disciplined eye to personal growth & shamanic self development. Ok it’s been hard work facing down your demons etc, but now you get how resilient you can be phoenixing through your issues on your own terms. One could say you’ve been the ultimate introvert & socially isolated for a while now sorting your shizz out… And the reward is J

CAPRICORN/CAPRICORN RISING Well it’s weird & wonderful times, and you might like to know the most positive astro behind this is happening in your sign as follows: Your ruler, taskmaster Saturn has been in your sign for the last few years & honing that fierce, efficient, survivalist thing you do so well. So it’s been hard work, but you’ve presumably got your shizz together enough to be resourceful, pragmatic & ready to cope with whatever tricky crap is coming up. But enough of

SAGITTARUS/SAGITTARIUS RISING Money on the brain much? I mean Saturn/Pluto in your income sector have had you stressing about financial realities for a while now; and as much as you’ve been valiantly pulling together your best fiscal discipline & entrepreneurial genius (well done you btw) –recent developments have triggered any survivalist, poverty fears coming up with Saturn/Pluto exact in late March? Yeah ok it’s been tough –you don’t like restrictive circumstances at the b

SCORPIO/SCORPIO RISING So Saturn putting the heavy moves on your ruler Pluto, in your ideas sector lately has had you thinking hard nosed & pragmatic about life decisions. Which ok has been tough, but then again you’re good at fierce realism- & gosh recent events have you glad to be braced, survivalist & ready for worst-case outcomes yeah? But Saturnine, cynical pessimism only goes so far. Especially with lucky Jupiter/Pluto nudging Saturn out of the way from April 1st, and y

LIBRA/LIBRA RISNG With Saturn/Pluto drilling down on your personal sector lately, you’ve been digging deeper into any skeletons in the family closet, revealing power trips/discontent/explosive issues at home/rocky real estate scenarios; but also a keen, survivalist eye to nailing whatever domestic security is going to anchor you in these changing times. So it’s pretty great to have fear-mongering Saturn out if the way from late March, replaced by lucky Jupiter on Pluto from A

VIRGO/VIRGO RISING So the Saturn/Pluto vibe in your talent sector lately has been some solid creative discipline to get your fabulousness on. And now with Saturn in your work /lifestyle sector its about to get real –how to pragmatically manifest the day job/gig etc that is going to serve your wellbeing for the next few years? I mean lucky you have Mars involved, so whatever strategies you come up with you have plenty of physical vitality & determined, fighting spirit to see i