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SEPTEMBER FEVER is FIERCE

September is here and the scopes are up. It's a cracker of a month, and the only way through it is forward... The Solar Eclipse in Virgo on the 1st wakes us up to pay the fuq attention awareness of where we are. Jupiter into Libra from the 9th open our eyes to where we're going -hint, with Venus in also in Libra, then Scorpio, relationships, love and human interaction are becoming way more important... September 17th-19th in particular, where Venus and Mars hook up right after an emotionally liberating Lunar Eclipse in Pisces, is fab for claiming our romantic/relational turf- one way or the other. Mercury retrograde has us on our toes-yes misunderstandings might happen but if we stay sharp w

VIRGO HOROSCOPE for SEPTEMBER 2016

VIRGO/VIRGO RISING The Virgo New Moon of the 1st – a Solar Eclipse!-is your ideal start to the month. You pull yourself together from the get-go with a fresh, sharp new attitude as follows: This New Moon/Eclipse involves the Destiny Point, enlisting your most precise, genius instincts about your optimum, long term life path. You’re so tuned in to your own, personal calling in the world it’s ridiculous –which makes you super intuitive about where your next big opportunity is coming from and how to grab it! Flexing your best confident moxy/muscle in the world feels more natural than ever to you right now… It’s also triggering the highly pragmatic Mars/Saturn action in your home sector. You kno

LIBRA HOROSCOPE for SEPTEMBER 2016

LIBRA/LIBRA RISING So what you’re mainly doing right now is waiting with baited breath for lucky Jupiter to hit your sign from September 9th –for a whole year! To the extent that you’ve been doing spiritual-warrior biz for the last year-ie learning how to tune into your powerful, internal positive life force no matter what life throws at you, well done you! Now you’re ready to flaunt your new found self-confidence in the world for a chapter of brazenly chasing your dreams and living large! And Venus in your sign till the 24th lushes up your natural beauty, charm and creative moxy to this end; the sheer force of your charisma and raw talent can coax your best schemes into existence and persua

SCORPIO HOROSCOPE for SEPTEMBER 2016

SCORPIO/SCORPIO RISING Jupiter in your social sector this last year has seen you out and about more than usual, on the hunt for your tribe/like minded comrades to fly free with; and now, from the 9th you have a year of a more introverted, personal growth vibe. It’s a great time for exploring your yoga/meditation/creative inspiration/spiritual practice this coming year, for a more blissfully accepting relationship with self… Because Mars now finally out of your sign has taken the edge of all of that libidinous must get laid/must prove myself to (insert favourite lover/arch-enemy/rival/admirer/basically everyone)/must be tough/must make shizz happen in the world/etc that has been adrenalizing

SAGITTARIUS HOROSCOPE for SEPTEMBER 2016

SAGITTARIUS/SAGITTARIUS RISING To the degree that Saturn in your sign has been grinding you down (and pissing you off, frankly) with endless taskmaster self discipline lately; and you’re wondering what the fuq the point of all this hard yakka is anyway? The New Moon/Solar Eclipse of September 1st is a welcome inspiration! You score some keen insight into your optimum next biz/professional step-It’s promising, motivating, geared toward enduring long term success, and you fully deserve it! (no shizz, you say as you wipe the proverbial sweat from your brow). And then Mars powering forward in Sag has the rest of the month to follow through on this; your work ethic is running high because (a) you

CAPRICORN HOROSCOPE for SEPTEMBER 2016

CAPRICORN/CAPRICORN RISING You’re kind of tapping your foot throughout September, waiting for Mars to hurry up and lively up your sign from Sept 28th-Nov 10th. Yes, October is going to be brilliant for reclaiming your sexy, extroverted moxy so that’s something to look forward to for sure. But what to do till then? With bolshie Mars in your mystical soul sector all month, it’s about looking within, and soul mining your internal resources for your best, shamanic self-mastery. It’s once you’ve conquered yourself –including any angsty psychological skeletons/addictions/compulsions/self-sabotage currently lurking in your unconscious by the end of the month; that you can turn your attention outwar

AQUARIUS HOROSCOPE for SEPTEMBER 2016

AQUARIUS/AQUARIUS RISING Your sex/intimacy sector has been activated for a while now, where you’ve been expanding your capacity for personal entanglement beyond the usual paradigm and more open than ever to thriving, open-ended, open hearted relating. You’ve learned so much about healthy, positive emotional habits this last year, and so ready for a new, high quality romantic chapter in your life... the New Moon of the 1st is a reminder how far you’ve come re this, and a chance to spark up some specific, most promising attraction accordingly. Following your bliss in love? Yes you can. And then you have expansive, adventurous Jupiter into your actual adventure sector from the 9th… and a year o

PISCES HOROSCOPE for SEPTEMBER 2016

PISCES/PISCES RISING The New Moon/Solar Eclipse of the 1st is a cool new sense of potential re the Pisces love life. The Destiny Point on board here has your instincts re long term partnership so on point; so it’s time to trust your gut and embrace any promising new developments with your best confidence. A newly inspired vibe with your current lover or –if on the hunt, a synchronous meeting with some intriguing new contender? Could be. Because when lucky Jupiter hits your sex/intimacy sector from the 9th (for a whole year!) you want to be ready to go with some intrinsic trust in the romantic/emotional entanglement process. It’s time to be open to big love, sans doubt or limiting expectation

ARIES HOROSCOPE for SEPTEMBER 2016

ARIES/ARIES RISING Mars, your sexy ruling planet, is now on the move for real after dithering around all year; and you can finally get your rock n roll/living large style wild thing on. Thank goodness! You’ve spent a lot of time recently fine tuning the dynamics of your deeper interpersonal entanglements, which has been a beautiful thing and all; but for such an independent, free-spirit as yourself the process can be a bit trying, huh? There’s only so many complex ‘us’ talks/nuanced intimacy/financial negotiations/emotional self-development you can take before your concentration span starts to lag, lol, and you want to just get the fuq on with life already? Good, so Mars in your adventure se

TAURUS HOROSCOPE for SEPTEMBER 2016

TAURUS/TAURUS RISING Jupiter in your work sector from the 9th has you excited by the day-job again! You’ve got a whole year ahead of chasing some genuinely worthwhile goals at work. That cliché of doing something you love –or at least properly believe in- and never have to slog another day in your life could be an inspiring mantra for you right now, and something to think about working towards? A positive, dynamic health routine might be a good start here, where fitness endorphins = a brilliantly motivated, almost effortless work ethic. So good. Which might be better than the other version of lavish Jupiter in your lifestyle sector; where you lush out on the beach/couch/wherever, downing sna

GEMINI HOROSCOPE for SEPTEMBER 2016

GEMINI/GEMINI RISING Love goddess Venus in your romance sector and libidinous Mars in your partnership sector this month has got to be a good thing for the Gemini love life this month! Saturn has been asking you to keep your attitude to relationships as pragmatic, discerning and commitment-oriented as possible for a while now; which might have you feeling all suave and emotionally together or suffocated by spousal demands/fear of being alone angst crap? September helps, where you know you can do love well; you can flirt it up with your famous, glittering charm /nail some hot seduction and do serious emotional gravitas if/when it matters enough to make it work, long term… as required. Whether

CANCER HOROSCOPE for SEPTEMBER 2016

CANCER/CANCER RISING Mars has spent a lot of time this year energising your creative sector, and having you come to terms with your raw talent. So now that you know-more than ever- what you’re really good at, Mars wants you to get your work ethic on properly this month and do something about it for goodness sake! September’s imperative for you is thus: Nailing the fitness/workout/superfood etc dietary regime is essential, because you want to be feeling dynamic, powerful and at peak physical prowess right now. It’s good for thy soul to be feeling positive about your personal well-being and also the endorphins of a daily workout = a high level work ethic on the day job. Which is important, giv

LEO HOROSCOPE for SEPTEMBER 2016

LEO/LEO RISING Jupiter in your cash sector for the last year has had you vibing pretty magnanimous around cash this last year –so yes you may have got your head around earning good coin, which is fab, but also perhaps hitting the old spending pretty hard too? The New Moon of the 1st is where you bring all this beautiful abundance consciousness forward, only profitably leaner, meaner and smarter for best results. Savvy fiscal management-especially with Mercury retrograde forcing you to sharpen your game- is your new thing! And on this note the Full Moon/Solar Eclipse of the 17th could be a momentary lapse of financial/emotional boundaries, which you might want to watch. But it totally could a

VENUS in LIBRA: MAMA'S HOME

Love Goddess Venus in Libra from midday today ( AEST) till September 23rd. Venus rules Libra, Venus loves being in Libra, Venus shines in Libra in every way. Beauty, aesthetics, creative talent, art, charm, sparkling conversation, polished social skills and yes, high romance is our thing this coming month... Libra beauty is a high-end, polished thing. Sleek grooming and effortlessly artful, perfect styling comes so naturally to Libra; it's a great time to tune into our own aesthetic instincts and finesse our own, personal style-we're bound to get it right.. Wardrobe wise, Libra favours exquisitely tailoring/an elegantly 'mannish' style, or understated pastels/soft drapey knits/clean skin, or

AQUA FULL MOON, it's SPARKY!

Hello to an electrical Aquarius Full Moon tonight, exact 7.26pm AEST, with Uranus, the maverick ruler of Aquarius also on board. We are releasing any emotional build up from the last few weeks-which has been, let's face it, a torrent of the unexpected, unpredictable, trust-the-fuqing process side of life... Its a wild ride! So I'll keep it brief... this Moon is reminding us that change IS inevitable, like it or not. We can roll with whatever (seemingly random) new developments life is throwing at us with grace, humour, curiosity and the thrill of the unknown; and plug into our best innovative genius re tackling some amazing, fab new chapter with positive gusto. Or we can emo-out in the corne

VENUS gets her ACT TOGETHER in VIRGO

Venus has been doing her flamboyant thing in Leo recently, and now pulls herself into line in cool-cat Virgo, from now until the end of August. When it comes to romance, love, art and beauty, we are all about elegant personal discipline, discriminating good taste, intelligence and earthy, pragmatic efficiency. In love, it all begins with respect in Virgo. We respect our own choices in romance, take responsibility for who we've chosen to love (our standards are pretty high!) and take personal responsibility for maintaining the highest possible standard of romantic conduct within our relationships. Because we respect our lover enough to treat them well, and also respect their emotional bounda

MARS in SAGITTARIUS part 2

So we had a brief stint of Mars in Sagittarius between March and May this year, where we got a taste of our wildling restlessness, but what with dithering around retrograde and all it didn't quite hit the spot in terms of break-out, full bore, brazen freedom to move... And other than that, the Warrior God has been seething about, power tripping and plumbing the depths in Scorpio since December; which has been amazingly hot/transformative and all but we're a bit over the intensity, frankly (how exhausting has this whole 'self mastery' gig been??). So we're totally excited to have Mars properly back in Sag for two whole months (from tomorrow until late September). We're SO ready to cut loose a

MARS & LEO NEW MOON RAWR

New Moon in Leo 6.14am tomorrow, August 3rd (AEST), just 3 hours after Mars leaps into Sagittarius. Mars has been dithering around in the deep waters of Scorpio for fuqn ages, so its like a blast of oxygen to have the Warrior God into fiery Sag again; and of course the New Moon in fiery Leo is the ultimate blast of emotional heat and firepower. To the extent that the Moon rules our feelings, and emotional expression around relationships, this is where we get over any seething Scorpio dynamics and vibe magnificently warm, affectionate, caring and romantically generous, passionate, flamboyant even -might be the week to declare ourselves with some magnificent ardour? Could be, we are empowered